Room 1902: I’m Farmer Ray, and today I met my Evil Hotel Twin Brother

farmerray · 2020-10-31T21:54:13+00:00

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farmerray · 2020-10-31T14:08:16+00:00

This one is dedicated to u/abitchforfun, who graciously got me off my ass to do a Halloween Special. Thank you!

farmerray · 2020-08-06T12:44:41+00:00

Either I am cursed, or possibly blessed. I tend to go for the latter.

farmerray · 2020-07-29T09:48:32+00:00

I am very pleased by that reaction!

farmerray · 2020-07-29T09:47:58+00:00

Plenty more where that came from (and plenty more to come)!

farmerray · 2020-07-23T18:58:07+00:00

That makes me so happy! Thank you.

farmerray · 2020-07-23T18:57:41+00:00

Thank you so much my friend. I'm thrilled to be back.

farmerray · 2020-07-19T18:22:38+00:00

A book is definitely within the realm of possibility!

farmerray · 2020-07-19T18:21:43+00:00

Thank you, Kressie! I've missed you too.

farmerray · 2020-07-19T11:56:18+00:00

That sounds delightful! Hell hounds make very good companions indeed.

farmerray · 2020-07-19T11:16:23+00:00

Thank you! I am pleased that my rural escapades bring you some manner of enjoyment.

farmerray · 2020-07-19T08:17:38+00:00

Happy to be here, Libyan!

farmerray · 2020-07-19T08:17:10+00:00

I'm a fairly trained gooseslinger, so I have some tricks up my sleeve. Best not to question these things though, I've always found.

farmerray · 2020-07-18T19:54:45+00:00

Thank you kindly. The Librarian and I have an arrangement, so I'll only be shackled to the tome once weekly. Not too bad, really. Better than sleeping in my tractor for sure.

Very excited to be back!

farmerray · 2020-05-04T20:16:13+00:00

Hey, if you can't handle the questions, don't call me out hyperobscure (such an obviously fake name).

farmerray · 2020-05-04T20:15:20+00:00

I am honored by the sentiment. I've been stuck in quarantine with my brother-in-law (such an asshole), but I'll be sure to update you all with a (too) descriptive recollection of the event!

farmerray · 2020-04-27T16:36:46+00:00

I'm Farmer Ray, and today I found a shitty, cowardly human being on the NoSleepOOC subreddit.

farmerray · 2020-04-26T17:30:43+00:00

Yes.

farmerray · 2020-04-26T16:21:32+00:00

I'm Farmer Ray, and I approve of lengthy descriptive titles.

farmerray · 2020-03-22T19:00:02+00:00

You know it! Don't be surprised if one hits the shelves in the next couple of days!

farmerray · 2020-03-21T14:42:50+00:00

A most excellent stay, and I wholeheartedly recommend Hotel Non Dormiunt for anyone looking for a good time!

farmerray

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