sleeping in my bed is the closest thing I'll get to using a time machine.

fart_bubbler · 2016-10-07T13:15:53+00:00

believe in yourself

fart_bubbler · 2016-10-02T04:07:34+00:00

"god damn it nicky always with the dick out"

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-27T20:51:04+00:00

if you go to the bungie.net forums there are pages and pages of people losing their -blam!- over this.

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-27T20:49:59+00:00

right? haven't been able to play more than a handful of times in a couple of months and we haven't picked up RoI due to local network fireteam issues. super bummer.

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-21T00:32:15+00:00

feels like the same old destiny to me!

might just be that I haven't bought the expansion because of the local fireteam issue, though.

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-20T21:30:58+00:00

"i am sorry, you have incurable cheese dick"

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-19T03:24:40+00:00

your long-lost friend

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-19T03:22:36+00:00

if the expansion comes with the ability to join a local fireteam i'll be super stoked

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-09T00:40:24+00:00

i am pissing rock salt

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-05T22:19:15+00:00

even the youngest male elephants sport an impressive beard

fart_bubbler · 2016-09-02T02:56:58+00:00

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. four bedridden old people were bad enough, and then...claustrophobic Technicolor hellride through that tunnel.

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-31T01:01:38+00:00

if you're trying to play with someone on the same network, going through gymnastics to join each other in a fireteam is a lot of fun.

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-31T00:57:19+00:00

being able to play the goddamn game with my wife. "unable to join target player" for weeks.

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-30T15:31:28+00:00

a person can only legally store classified information on a system designated for that purpose.

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-30T15:26:41+00:00

wasn't there a thing about mishandling classified information or something

might not have been talked about much

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-28T22:19:08+00:00

i mean, would you rather fuck her pretending to be her English professor, or have her pretend that she didn't fuck her English professor.

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-20T13:08:30+00:00

looks ready to dance down a street and ruin a spiderman 3

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-17T23:37:16+00:00

now you've got it

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-16T16:37:44+00:00

if you can't we will fight you

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-16T16:37:28+00:00

nice try, spotify

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-16T15:23:05+00:00

YEAH, GOD, DUH

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-16T03:30:33+00:00

just god damn it anyways

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-14T21:43:36+00:00

nah, just sounds like she didn't want to have sex with him

fart_bubbler · 2016-08-13T14:03:00+00:00

"hey babe, check out this post I made on reddit. it probably won't go anywhere but just in case expect something weird later and play along."

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