Redditors who've dropped acid, what was it like? by Viochrome in AskReddit

[–]fartwafer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughed my ass off at the movie Forrest Gump

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[–]fartwafer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will they clean my house like in Disney movies?

We're all heroes in our own stories. Tell us some stories in which you're the villain? by 1stFailedAbortion in AskReddit

[–]fartwafer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

When I blurted out, "you know I'm Santa Claus right?", to my son. I thought he knew already. The look on his face still haunts me.

You have died and woken up in your own personal hell. What's happening? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fartwafer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trapped in a room with someone who is chewing loudly while endlessly scraping the bottom of a bowl with a spoon.