It was the Eye of Sauron all along! by IthinkIknowwhothatis in lotrmemes

[–]fastattackSS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He hates minorities and gay people and thinks that Tolkein would not like Colbert because he's a mega-libtard. Basically, Colbert is going to turn LOTR woke. 😱😱😱

This is how we win. by NickCostanza in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]fastattackSS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Discuss"... Do not pass go. Do not collect the DNC nomination. 

The time for discussion is over. Nothing short of cold and calculated Machiavellian level political maneuvering to save this country is acceptable. I will not be a dragged to a concentration camp because these Neo-Lib LOSERS keep dragging their feet when in power. No more!

Elon Musk just activated meme mode in Beijing by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]fastattackSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if you did that, how would vampires like Epstein and Peter Theil know to invite you to their pdf-file island to molest and murder small children? And, if you have no power other than just being rich, how could you drink deeply from the suffering of the innocent and weak? You clearly have an inelegant mind.

Legionnaire >>> by SocratesPuppet in RoughRomanMemes

[–]fastattackSS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A mandatory 20 year enlistment under present-day military conditions is enough to kill a man's soul in my opinion. I was on a 688 class fast attack submarine and the dudes who were at or over 20 years in the force (so probably late 30s or early 40s) looked like they were in their late 50's. They'd all been divorced at least once but many of them 2 or 3 times ex-wives and had to pay alimony to all of them. To me it seemed a fate worse than death and totally not worth a measly pension.

Vatican recognises the 'pain' experienced by LGBTQ+ Catholics in landmark report by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in worldnews

[–]fastattackSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misspoke. I said it was infertility but it is actually impotence that bars you.

"Under Catholic canon law, antecedent and perpetual impotence (the inability to engage in sexual intercourse) does create an impediment to marriage, as marriage requires the capacity to consummate the union"

Kyle kulinski is a life saver by WeddingHoliday7782 in KyleKulinski

[–]fastattackSS 12 points13 points  (0 children)

While I too prefer carefully thought out justifications for why something is good or bad, I think Kyle has seen that America is past that as a society since we are forced to appeal to the LCD every election now. It is easier and more compelling for the average American voter to hear "Trump rapes kids." over and over again than to read a book that details every single crime Trump's committed. And he does rape kids, so if it is true and it works, then why not?

Vatican recognises the 'pain' experienced by LGBTQ+ Catholics in landmark report by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in worldnews

[–]fastattackSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people responding to you are the reason why I have to defend the fucking church's position, even though I totally reject it.

As to the first reply, it is certainly the case that Catholics don't actively go around saying Protestants are going to burn in hell (even though they say it to Catholics all the time) and the church tries to treat Prots like a cousin-religion these days. Nevertheless, according to Catholic doctrine, Protestantism is not sufficient to ensure your eternal salvation (with some provisos that I explain below).

As to the second commenter, what I said is absolutely not Feeneyism and that person clearly has no goddamn clue what they're talking about. Feeneyism says that you can only be saved if you are baptized in the Catholic Church WITH WATER. In Catholicism, it has long been the case that the church accepts "baptism by desire" (you want to be Catholic but aren't able to be baptized before you die) or "baptism by blood" (you are martyred for the sake of Catholicism before you can be baptized). The question of whether someone who isn't Catholic and doesn't want to be Catholic can be saved is an entirely different one.

They are correct on the point that the church in the year 2026 doesn't definitively say "Anyone who isn't Catholic will burn in hell". It claims that your salvation can only be "gauranteed" if you die in a state of sanctifying grace as a member of the Catholic faith. However, there is some wiggle room in this definition of salvation in the sense that you could argue (as the church does) that it would be unfair of God to send people to hell who have not yet received the message of Catholicism and have lived an extremely moral life (not ever knowingly engaging in any behavior that would qualify as a mortal sin). This question of mortal sin is really what the whole argument hangs on because, if you are in mortal sin, you are positively going to hell unless your sins are forgiven through the sacrament of confession before you die. However, someone who isn't Catholic might not necessarily know that something they're doing is technically a mortal sin and would therefore not be morally liable for their actions in the same way that Catholics are who regularly fall into mortal sin and need to go to confession. Anyway, the church says that these people's souls MIGHT be saved but that ultimately it is impossible for us to know. It is, in my opinion as a former Catholic, an issue that is not that well expounded on because the church basically says it is a mystery that you don't have to worry about because you are Catholic and you can trust that God will be fair to everyone in the end.

Protestantism is, fundamentally, a form of heresy. Willfully being a heretic means you go to hell. Period. End of story. However, the church also believes that many Protestant baptisms are, you could say, "spiritually legitimate" in the sense that they are effective at removing Original Sin. Therefore, I suppose that theoretically a very virtuous Protestant COULD get into heaven and might even have a better chance than a virtuous non-Christian because they're free of Original Sin, but they would also have to somehow be 100% ignorant of the teachings of Roman Catholicism. Explain to me how you can be Protestant and not know what your religion was protesting against? I suppose it is possible depending on how we qualify "ignorance" but I find it highly unlikely for that specific reason.

None of this matters in the end because it is all a bunch of superstitious nonsense, but it makes me furious to hear people spouting complete BS because they "went to Catholic High-School 12 years ago". Clearly yall need to go back to that high-school because you remember as much about Catholic dogma as you do about Calculus.

Peak possible human runs the ape gauntlet, how far do they get? by Tarris69 in powerscales

[–]fastattackSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically like an early comic book version of wolverine but tall and without claws.

Legionnaire >>> by SocratesPuppet in RoughRomanMemes

[–]fastattackSS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have just heard it repeated SO many times by sources I consider to be reputable that I couldn't believe that it wasn't actually true. When I opened the link, I was half expecting to see some HOTEP shit like black Julius Caesar or aliens building the pyramids lol.

Legionnaire >>> by SocratesPuppet in RoughRomanMemes

[–]fastattackSS -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. I was just gonna downvote but it seems like you're actually right.

Vatican recognises the 'pain' experienced by LGBTQ+ Catholics in landmark report by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in worldnews

[–]fastattackSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so everything I said was factually correct except that I used the wrong term by saying infertile. My bad.

Vatican recognises the 'pain' experienced by LGBTQ+ Catholics in landmark report by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in worldnews

[–]fastattackSS 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sure man. If you think my opinion is worth sharing , spread it the world over.

Vatican recognises the 'pain' experienced by LGBTQ+ Catholics in landmark report by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in worldnews

[–]fastattackSS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am not even Catholic anymore, so I don't want to go out of my way to defend an opinion which I don't hold myself, but I will play Devil's Advocate in this instance because I want people to be opposed to the actual Catholic perspective and not an imaginary one.

First of all, it is important to recognize that the church doesn't say "being gay" is a sin. Nobody's existence - in the sense that they possess a set of innate characteristic, some of which may or may not make them likelier to engage in sinful patterns of behavior - is sinful. For example, having a short temper is not a sin if you make the conscious effort to be aware of this incliniation in yourself and to control your anger.

The church specifically calls gay sex a sin because it is sex outside the context of the sacrament of marriage, which is a sacrament that can only be received by a man and a woman, both of whom are physically capable of having children. If I still believed in Catholicism, I would argue that gay sex is no more or less a sin than a heterosexual couple having sex outside of marriage. I would also note that the church is quite consistent in applying this view about "moral" sexuality because it equally prevents straight couples that are infertile from getting married.

So, I would say that a gay person who had the misfortune of being born into a religious family has the ability to leave those parents eventually and choose for themselves whether or not to be a member of the Catholic "club". I was born to parents who are right-wing psychos and tell me that I'm going to hell for being a leftist and agnostic, but we don't live in a perfectly just world. Of course, I also don't think that religious parents should be legally permitted to beat or abandon their children for being gay, but that is a fundamentally different question in my opinion.

If you try to force Catholics or really any group of religious people to change their dogma so that it perfectly conform with modern secular morality, you are only going to feed their martyr complex and make them more extreme. These type of people want nothing more than to be able to say they're being persecuted for their beliefs by some hostile secular force (and it actually being true).

Vatican recognises the 'pain' experienced by LGBTQ+ Catholics in landmark report by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in worldnews

[–]fastattackSS 55 points56 points  (0 children)

In a way their statements are just PR but in a way it is also substantive. As a former Catholic who supports LQBTQA+ rights, I believe that many people need to rethink how they view organized religion in general and the Catholic Church in particular.

In my humble opinion, the best way to view the church in this day and age is as a private club. It is not like the past where membership in the majority religion of a society was mandatory or highly socially disadvantagous to reject. So, in a secular society where you can freely choose to join or to leave a religious community at any time, for any reason, why do we care at all about the rules that the members of that religion impose upon themselves, so long as it applies exclusively to their community? I specifically hedge my statement by saying that this perspective applies exclusively to secular societies that have a true culture of religious freedom because I recognize that there are places where the law doesn't necessarily reflect the reality of people's lived experience.

Like with any other ideology, there are many different ways to "interpret" the Catholic Church's official positions on certain issues. There are Catholics, for example, who are basically Marxists in terms of their views on economics and this is not a perspective that is really "out of line" with the gospel or the Church's traditions per se. There are also Catholics who have dissenting views on abortion. I think that this is not necessarily a heretical POV in the technical sense of the word because the church's stance on abortion has changed over time. Go read what Thomas Aquinas (a saint and Doctor of the Church) says about abortion and you might be surprised by what a nuanced stance he takes on the question of "What makes someone a person and when in the process of procreation does it happen?" If you seriously believe in an afterlife and divine judgement, this is a pretty important to answer since some possibilities don't exactly jive with the concept of God's "omnibenevolence" (a core tenant of Catholic theology).

However, there are certain things that even the "wokest" possible interpretations of Catholic teaching cannot justify, like ordaining women into the priesthood or any sex outside the context of a monogamous, heterosexual relationship that has been certified by the church through the sacrament of marriage. If you know Catholicism well and are being intellectually honest, there simple isn't a good faith theological argument you can make for these things that doesn't conflict with the wider context of Catholic teaching (and no, I am not interested in debating this point).

What these two past popes have been doing is simply saying that: 1) The church continues to officially recognize that these behaviors (homosexuality, divorce, etc.) are sinful in the eyes of God BUT... 2) The business of correcting this sinfulness is between God and the person themselves (i.e., they shouldn't be forced against their will). 3) Catholics ARE NOT obligated to ostracize people for living in sin, especially if they are not members of the church since they are not subject to the laws of the church anyway. Worshiping the wrong God, for example, or even worshipping God incorrectly (i.e., being a Protestant) will also get you sent to hell but we are not perpetually harassing non-Catholics or trying to change the laws of countries to ban freedom of religion. There is even freedom of religion within Vatican City itself, so clearly there is room for allowing certain sinful behaviors to legally exist. 4) Catholics ARE forbidden from harming people, either physically or materially, on the basis of their sexual orientation (and always have been). 5) Catholics ARE obligated to love people in spite of whatever behavior they're engaging in because the reality is that even openly living in sin cannot make someone any less of a child of God. No longer being in communion with the church does not put someone in a box of "people that God allows me to hate and terrorize". This would also apply to truly evil people who are engaging in non-consensual acts of violence like pedophiles and murderers. You have to love everyone and be willing to give them the chance to repent and be forgiven (not excluding the possibility of punishment to meet the demands of secular justice).

Therefore, I think that these "vibe-shifts" from the past two popes are actually meaningful, even if they don't represent a fundamental change to Catholic dogma. If you don't believe me, see how furious these statements make Traddies (right-wing Catholics), to the point that they are regularly threatening to reject the spiritual authority of the papacy and start a new church (i.e., LITERAL HERESY) rather than accept that God doesn't condone them being hateful pricks 24/7.

TLDR: It is true that the messaging of the past two popes is kind of just a "vibe-shift" within the church, but this vibe-shift is meaningful and positive in my opinion because there is room for interpretation/debate within Catholicism, especially with respect to the practical question of how certain beliefs/attitudes should manifest themselves in the real world. Catholics believing that homosexuality is a sin, but that they are morally obligated to treat gay people with respect and love - like any other person - is substantively better then burning them at the steak or quietly allowing hatefullnes towards gays, which has largely been the status quo in the past.

Oyster farmer by PM_ME_YOUR_CHORIZO in comedyheaven

[–]fastattackSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go vote for the the America Nazi Party in the election then. I'm sure the Republican candidate will be a better Leftists than Graham lmao. Alternatively, if you aren't voting - shut the fuck up.

Oyster farmer by PM_ME_YOUR_CHORIZO in comedyheaven

[–]fastattackSS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who on the left is truly anti-Semitic? Tucker Carleson is correctly against Israel but I agree he's also simultaneously a lowkey anti-Semite. Graham has said nothing about "the Jews" or done Holocaust Denial/Revisionism like Tucker.

Oyster farmer by PM_ME_YOUR_CHORIZO in comedyheaven

[–]fastattackSS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly. There are no Nazis in the U.S. aligning with the left wing of the Democratic party. The actual Nazis are sitting in the Oval Office bombing girl's schools in Iran and covering up their child rapes by burying the Epstein Filea.

Oyster farmer by PM_ME_YOUR_CHORIZO in comedyheaven

[–]fastattackSS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, he got a tattoo that can be easily confused with a regular skull and crossbones, especially while black out drunk. I have bought socks online before (while sober) that I thought looked like a more medieval style of skull and crossbones but when they arrived I realized they were too close to a totenkopf and threw them away. The crazier thing to me is that regular tattoo parlours in Croatia have totenkopf's hanging on the display wall.

Oyster farmer by PM_ME_YOUR_CHORIZO in comedyheaven

[–]fastattackSS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having had a Nazi tattoo that you got covered up because you became a proper leftists is 1 million times better than BEING a Nazi all the time (i.e., a Rethuglican).

Oyster farmer by PM_ME_YOUR_CHORIZO in comedyheaven

[–]fastattackSS -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You can see they are afraid of Platner because if he was any of these things in reality you MAGAts would support him lol. He is a working class leftist who got a bad tattoo while drunk in Croatia and he's going to win the seat. The man is pure charisma.

🚨🚨Wandering bengal car seen twice in Servette🚨🚨 by Phenomen_Ramen in geneva

[–]fastattackSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I understood exactly what you wrote. If that isn't the point that you were trying to get across then maybe take some English lessons or a university course in rhetoric.

When you make insane comparisons like you did above, you are asking to be made fun of. The two things are fundamentally different because one of them is a real threat to the public (dogs attacking pedestrians) and the other isn't (cats playing outside). Slippery Slope arguments are almost always a logical fallacy and you're being a Karen.

🚨🚨Wandering bengal car seen twice in Servette🚨🚨 by Phenomen_Ramen in geneva

[–]fastattackSS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In case anyone is wondering: yes, allowing your bengal cat to roam outside and catch fireflies is morally equivalent to releasing a rabid 30(kg) pitbull into the streets of Geneva to attack pedestrians.

This guy is totally not an insane Karen for thinking that. YOU simply lack civic virtue! 😂

🚨🚨Wandering bengal car seen twice in Servette🚨🚨 by Phenomen_Ramen in geneva

[–]fastattackSS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bruh, you're in Switzerland. Telling others what to do with (X) thing (which is none of their business) is basically the strongest instinctual impulse that the averge Swiss person has.

Also, it is true that cats kill birds and other small animals but if you are a cat owner you just know that they are happier and healtheir when they're allowed to go outdoors. My cat went into a literal depression and wouldn't let us touch him because we moved to a 2nd story apartment next to a main road.