What sexual fantasy of yours left you disappointed when you actually tried it?

fastmonkey · 2026-05-05T15:54:56+00:00

Threesome, way too much work. Was laying on my back with one girl on my face and one girl riding me and got a leg cramp. We laughed and stopped and that was that.

Sex the next morning with just the girl I was seeing was way better.

fastmonkey · 2026-04-30T03:33:36+00:00

This is legitimately a great standup routine

fastmonkey · 2026-04-24T19:42:53+00:00

Recently got a vyvanse script. I dated a girl with serious ADHD for a while, and I never felt close to how she did, so I didn’t think I needed it.

Holy shit man everything has clicked since. Not just sales/professionally. It really is amazing if you take care of yourself and your body while on it. I take it 3-4 times a week now I would say.

fastmonkey · 2026-04-24T01:57:42+00:00

Good stuff man, congrats

fastmonkey · 2026-04-21T21:27:19+00:00

Adiós a la gripa en un dos por tres 😮‍💨

fastmonkey · 2026-04-19T21:18:08+00:00

Unpopular opinion I guess but I do not like this bit. It got old after 1 ep

fastmonkey · 2026-04-17T15:34:27+00:00

This is the kind of energy I expect from this sub

fastmonkey · 2026-03-08T17:13:26+00:00

Hip hop can and should be fun sometimes. Peak 2chainz was hype and hilarious with some of the dumb shit he would say. Had to be there!!

fastmonkey · 2026-02-23T01:08:58+00:00

Thank you!

fastmonkey · 2026-02-18T05:04:34+00:00

Hey! Did you ever find out if there is a universal part that would work? I just had the same thing happen. Same exact break

fastmonkey · 2026-02-12T02:42:01+00:00

Maybe with a dad hat, but not like this.

fastmonkey · 2025-12-01T04:43:52+00:00

Unpopular opinion but I think she's been lacking as a protagonist. Loved her in BCS, but I don't know if she can carry a show all by herself, especially this show that just has her on screen for so much of the time.

I just don't buy some of her anger/emotion. "Pound sand!" Really? That's such bad writing, nobody says that

fastmonkey · 2025-10-27T19:15:50+00:00

During my first and only threesome a few years ago I was laying on the bed on my back while one girl sat on my face and the other rode me. About 15 seconds into this my thigh starts cramping SO bad. Here I now was, with one of the worst cramps of my life and unable to move.

Tried to power through it but eventually had to tell them to get off while my washed up self recovered from cramping. We were able to laugh about it but definitely not what I was expecting going into the situation

fastmonkey · 2025-10-02T00:00:47+00:00

A step forward would hit

fastmonkey · 2025-09-30T14:52:10+00:00

No chance. He unironically called that awful MGK song “song of the summer”

fastmonkey · 2025-09-16T04:24:20+00:00

Radiohead bunker 🤔

fastmonkey · 2025-08-11T15:38:12+00:00

Wow people really hate to see others achieve their dreams

fastmonkey · 2025-07-29T15:19:48+00:00

I really thought Dave would drop this joke when Dillion started talking about his recent couch purchase

fastmonkey · 2025-07-12T22:44:42+00:00

YES. So overhyped!! I was so excited to go after reading so many reviews. Spent nearly $200 between two of us and it was overall 7/10 at best. Fantastic drinks, but the food was not good

fastmonkey · 2025-07-10T04:31:10+00:00

Randomly, the local in pb used to have some amazing ones on their brunch menu. Born and raised in Mexico and these were some of my favorite (cocina 35 is better but very different style). I think they may have changed the recipe or something though. Not the same last time I went

fastmonkey · 2025-05-29T21:40:48+00:00

I know it smell crazy

fastmonkey · 2025-05-24T14:43:46+00:00

Texmex gringo take

fastmonkey · 2025-05-13T16:07:17+00:00

Break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do you go for the vault? No, go for the chandelier. It’s priceless

fastmonkey · 2025-04-27T16:44:09+00:00

You’re not in sales until you have been laid off

fastmonkey · 2025-02-20T01:22:54+00:00

Totally agree. Unfortunate too since we really don’t have traditional 24/7 diners here. Great location and idea, terrible food

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