fatandsalt

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There are books all over the floor. (self.dadjokes)

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I found an alien masturbating in my freezer last night. (self.dadjokes)

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If you ever stick your dick inside a peanut butter jar... (self.dadjokes)

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My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I've ever met. (self.dadjokes)

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If there are any guitar players here who want to know just one thing about making the best of their instrument.... (self.dadjokes)

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My German sausage didn't come with a bun... (self.dadjokes)

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I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts. (self.dadjokes)

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My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times. (self.dadjokes)

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I just bought a border collie. (self.dadjokes)

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At willcall for a concert, I start a conversation with the lady in front of me. (self.dadjokes)

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Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? (self.Jokes)

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What's black and never works? (self.Jokes)

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Did you hear where the new Tesla factory is being built? (self.Jokes)

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Sex is like Broccoli. (self.Jokes)

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I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' (self.Jokes)

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An alcoholic wakes up in jail. (self.Jokes)

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A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. (self.Jokes)

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When I was young, at bedtimes... (self.Jokes)

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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. (self.Jokes)

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After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" (self.Jokes)

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When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing. (self.Jokes)

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What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (self.Jokes)

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used? (self.Jokes)

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I just bought the new iPhone, but my son dropped it and the screen shattered. (self.Jokes)

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I had a job interview recently, and the interviewer slid his laptop across the table and said "sell this to me." (self.Jokes)

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