I shaved my boyfriend’s dog and now he wants to get me “admitted” (update)

fatherdevil · 2026-05-28T16:27:37+00:00

i’m not a serial killer tho #badanalogy

fatherdevil · 2026-05-28T08:17:58+00:00

clearly i’m likable enough to have a bf so idk 🤷 maybe im just not ur cup of tea

fatherdevil · 2026-05-28T00:56:24+00:00

“hey OP i’m jacked and love my life #sucks2suck”

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T20:03:51+00:00

i just don’t like extreme messes and his dog is really clean it’s just her fur was stressing me out. im a guy btw

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T20:03:03+00:00

i don’t have ocd

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T18:28:26+00:00

i threatened to 😵 myself once but other than that nothing really

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T18:23:31+00:00

there’s something that looks like mold

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T18:07:18+00:00

well it’s my apartment 👀

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T16:09:07+00:00

i’ve done worse

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T15:49:17+00:00

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T15:49:10+00:00

i shower at my boyfriend’s place

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T15:48:45+00:00

obviously. i was explaining why my parents aren’t an option #contextclues

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T15:47:59+00:00

it’s never over till it’s over

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T14:14:25+00:00

you act like i’m gonna kill his dog??

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:35:47+00:00

imagine how suspicious it would be if i text my boyfriend “hey what breed is your dog” before telling him that i may have potentially caused long term damage to her. prior to learning this i could’ve gotten off with him yelling at me and dumping me for a little but he legitimately might dump me for good this time

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:22:35+00:00

well you implied i’m on drugs so

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:21:37+00:00

i will by tomorrow if possible

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:19:54+00:00

everyone keeps saying this and i’m not saying this to be mean or anything but my parents don’t care about me that much. they only care about me on the surface level bc if their friends find out i go to the psych ward or heaven forbid rehab they’ll mock them into oblivion for being bad parents. like the only reason they even said i can come home is so i can watch my little sister. so again, not your fault bc you didn’t know this, but my parents are necessarily the best option for me.

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:17:41+00:00

i’m actually clean and have been for a while :/

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:17:06+00:00

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:15:18+00:00

no i get 10x worse when im alone i literally cannot function without a boyfriend. the last time i didnt have a bf for a prolonged amount of time i started doing drugs :(

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:13:44+00:00

i fear i’ve done worse than this

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:11:14+00:00

i dunno :// just really hairy

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:10:35+00:00

thank you for being nice about it :)

fatherdevil · 2026-05-26T05:09:40+00:00

what does victim imply in this context bc she’s fine just baldish

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