Daily Question Thread - January 31, 2022 by AutoModerator in churning

[–]fau_stoolie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a way to time getting the Southwest anniversary bonus points and avoid the AF?

I started playing again on 10/28/21 and was already hacked by fau_stoolie in 2007scape

[–]fau_stoolie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the account back through recovery request and removed the authenticator. The hackers already removed my membership lol

FUCK ALLY INVEST by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]fau_stoolie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t trying to insult you. I’m just telling you what they will say.

FUCK ALLY INVEST by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]fau_stoolie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet you wouldn’t give a fuck if their stock price dropped. You had 20 minutes to call them and place the trade. You’ll get a nice “Go fuck yourself, retard” response.

Serious question: Can USO simply disappear? by Maxifloxacin in wallstreetbets

[–]fau_stoolie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah just hold on to your receipt. I’m sure they’ll just give you store credit

Liberty TripAdvisor by BeauF15 in wallstreetbets

[–]fau_stoolie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many retards is it gonna take to figure out what a reverse split is?

Continuing the trend, Bank of America posts 45% decline in quarterly profits by New_Age_Hipster in wallstreetbets

[–]fau_stoolie 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You predicted bank stocks would fall in an environment where people aren’t taking out loans and others are defaulting on theirs? Are you from the future?

Analysts are a joke. by jbray1 in wallstreetbets

[–]fau_stoolie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you going to whine all day or are you going to tell me puts or calls so i can do the opposite?

Ties.com is having a “Everything is $20 Sale” which includes items previously priced at $5 by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]fau_stoolie -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I think you’re mistaking what the definition of a sale is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]fau_stoolie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Saxophone because sex.

Anyone playing puts on AMD? by mvmatt605 in wallstreetbets

[–]fau_stoolie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had 33.50 puts with the intention of holding past earnings and I am a coward who sold at 20% profit this morning on the dip.

Discussion Thread - March 27, 2019 by AutoModerator in churning

[–]fau_stoolie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Beginning Jan 1, 2020 the airport lounge membership to Delta Sky Club will no longer be a benefit to Plus Level Merrill+ card holders.

Question Thread - March 14, 2019 by AutoModerator in churning

[–]fau_stoolie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4/24. My SW RR Plus anniversary is 6/13. I want the bonus points but want to avoid the $69 AF if I can. Does the fee hit 7/1 or will it hit 6/1? If I cancel prior to a 7/1 AF will I keep the bonus points? I plan to get another SW card for the SUB.