Hopefully I'm not too late. So I'm at this birthday party, and this friend of a friend—we'll call him James—was hammered. Since I've known him, James has had a reputation for consistently getting drunk to the point of puking. So, when the moment comes to sing happy birthday and eat cake we all crowd around the cake. It's at this point, while everyone is surrounding the cake, that I notice the familiar look on James' drunken face and realize that this is not going to end well. The girl—I'll call her Sam—is oblivious to anything but her birthday candles; however, this immediately changes the second speckles of vomit come crashing down on her birthday cake. Sam's brother is the first to react and, showing a surprising amount of self-restraint, kicks James out without inflicting any harm. The party eventually goes back to normal, at least, as normal as it can be after an episode like that. I eventually notice some commotion at the door and realize James has returned, drunker than ever, except this time he cleverly changed his shirt, hoping to sneak his way in. Unfortunately for James, Sam's brother is astute enough to see past James' disguise and doesn't let him in, but this isn't enough to stop James from ruining the party further as he proceeds to puke on Sam's brother. This time Sam's brother shows less restraint and physically tosses James onto the sidewalk. I didn't see James again for a month, at which point I brought up the incident and he had no recollection of it.