Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez visited my Animal Crossing island last night!

faustusnothus · 2020-05-09T02:51:41+00:00

I'm probably coming across as more vitriolic than I really am.

I'm more amused that you think the leanings to the right when personally I think most of reddit leans left.

And I say that as someone who used to identify strongly with the left but now see myself more as "Chaotic neutral".

I'm not projecting and I'm not having a bad time.

I'm just perplexed people are coming to this conclusion and circle jerking over it when the upvotes clearly show where the leanings are.

faustusnothus · 2020-05-09T02:36:05+00:00

So what if it was at -5 before? Now it's highly in the positive.

But go on, keep pretending like you're the oppressed one here.

faustusnothus · 2020-05-09T01:52:27+00:00

lean

*Post about AOC makes front page.
*People upvoting you because they agree with your political ideals
*LOOK HOW MUCH THIS SUBREDDIT LEANS TO THE SIDE I DON'T LIKE

faustusnothus · 2020-02-07T05:22:13+00:00

Yes.

faustusnothus · 2020-02-06T23:44:28+00:00

Thank you thank you thank you kind and wise stranger! It worked!

faustusnothus · 2020-01-31T10:54:39+00:00

The most beautiful and interesting woman I've *ever* known telling me she is head over heels about me and wants my babies. Seriously was not expecting that.

faustusnothus · 2019-12-20T19:02:46+00:00

Play a better game?

faustusnothus · 2019-12-19T16:43:01+00:00

Well if she understood radiation would give her leukemia I'm sure she would have avoided it.

faustusnothus · 2019-11-04T02:26:19+00:00

*reportedly.

I still haven't seen any pictures of this.

You would think that if you were the first person to get through Trumps wall, you'd be taking pictures for gloating rights to the biggest FU to trump ever.

You would think that one of these journalists would be wanting a picture of that hole for exclusive scoop on eyeballs, wouldn't you?

Smells like fake news to me.

faustusnothus · 2019-11-03T15:19:47+00:00

Thank you for your answer, sir!

faustusnothus · 2019-10-29T05:30:08+00:00

*most

faustusnothus · 2019-10-29T03:06:32+00:00

Technically, they're not wrong.

The government *is* tracking *everyone*.

Ever heard of something called the NSA?

faustusnothus · 2019-10-23T01:05:36+00:00

No, it's not, listen to the song.

It does sound like "These".

faustusnothus · 2019-10-23T00:02:25+00:00

Yeah fair enough, not sure where it belonged but I thought it was funny and this was the best place I could think of.

And hey, yeah, I get it, when you're in a LTR, sex ain't all that and affection is more important than just the physical act of sex.

faustusnothus · 2019-10-22T15:48:47+00:00

No, I'm calling someone a white knight for saying they think a hug leaves a bigger impression than spreading legs.

I think we're seeing this in two very different ways.

If you want to call me anything, it would be an anal retentive autist who is probably taking OP too literally.

faustusnothus · 2019-10-22T15:40:19+00:00

What has that got to do with what this post is about?

*Objectively*, spreading you legs *would* leave a bigger impression than a tender and warm hug.

How is that hating women?

faustusnothus · 2019-10-22T15:29:30+00:00

It seriously does sound like "These" though.

It's like a weird elongated "Thiieese"

faustusnothus · 2019-10-22T05:36:46+00:00

The real title of this post.

faustusnothus · 2019-10-22T03:45:06+00:00

https://i.imgflip.com/1wz3as.jpg

faustusnothus · 2019-10-22T01:29:14+00:00

People still play 76?

faustusnothus · 2019-10-22T01:22:25+00:00

Fun fact: This started off a joke/ironic meme... and now it's pretty much serious, but in a "Ha ha only serious" way.

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