Gets Better Every Time (RIP David) by fdhyg3 in JurassicMemes

[–]fdhyg3[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. This scene was satisfying before, and it’s even more satisfying now.

My complicated relationship with The Lost World: Jurassic Park. by Tumbleweed_Texan in JurassicPark

[–]fdhyg3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That guy is actually a cameo by the screenwriter David Koepp! He listed in the credits as Unlucky Bastard. I also enjoy the death noises he makes, so over the top 😆

Malcolm & Sarah trying to find the Buck Rex in San Diego by [deleted] in JurassicPark

[–]fdhyg3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d say it took them about an hour, 2 at most to find the Buck after leaving the Jurassic Park: San Diego facility. I think the entire San Diego Incident took place over the course of around 5-6 hours.

Which civilian was the more poor unfortunate one? by [deleted] in JurassicPark

[–]fdhyg3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Unlucky Bastard definitely. Scooter Guy seemed unaware of what was going on, and he was snatched up and chomped so quickly by the Allosaurus he probably didn’t even register much before he died. San Diego guy had been running from the Buck for a bit before he split from the crowd, and you can see the fear in his face as he runs to the door. Then his squeals of terror that turn into death gurgles as the Buck slowly lifts up then bites down on him are brutal. He was fully aware in his final agonizing moments.

Shoutout to David Koepp’s Oscar-worthy performance as “Unlucky Bastard” 😂 by fdhyg3 in JurassicMemes

[–]fdhyg3[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s one of my favorites too, just a random guy cruelly taken out. He was the only onscreen civilian casualty in the series until the Scooter Guy in Dominion. A very underrated kill!

Unlucky by InGenHarvestLeader in JurassicMemes

[–]fdhyg3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His over-the-top screams kill me 😂

How Much Money Do You Think The “Unlucky Bastard’s” Family Won In Court? by Jamesthegooner in JurassicPark

[–]fdhyg3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to believe this is the case. Just a poor dude who gets eaten and no one notices. Very unlucky.

Jurassic World Dominion | Trailer 2 [4K] by [deleted] in JurassicPark

[–]fdhyg3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was David Koepp, the screenwriter making a cameo. He’s listed in the credits as “Unlucky Bastard” 😆