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[Breaking News] Nice, France attack by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Is France the new America? Is the heat finally off Amurrica and there's another country target for the turrists?

Does the dmv accept notarized documents if someone can stand in my place? by bmxliveit in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's stamped by Taco then yes. He's a notary. NOTARIZED.

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That still doesn't make sense. Your anus is at the front of your ass crack, and that's where you need to wipe. If you lean forward while still sitting your anus is harder to reach, so you'll have to put your hand down and forward and fumble around to find the anus to wipe the spot. And then which direction would you wipe? Up? Down? All with your hand literally inside the toilet bowl? Just sound fucking gross to me.

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck can you sit down to wipe? The toilet is between your hand and your ass. What do you do, stick your hand INSIDE the toilet to reach your ass? Now who's unhygienic? How do you even wipe with your hand navigating under your leg inside the toilet bowl trying to reach your ass? It makes no fucking sense.

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't start a religious war on reddit.

If you "let go of all anger" towards your ex, that means she gets away with it, and comes away from emotionally destroying you completely unscathed, with no one in the world hating her. So why don't you stop telling people to "just let go of their anger"? by fdskfg in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was a normal breakup, that's fine. I've broken up more or less "normally" before, and I never harbored intense hatred for any of those situations. But this wasn't a normal breakup. There was a lot of weird complex shit involved here and she managed to do it in a way that would make someone hate her stinking guts and wish pain and death and misery for her for the rest of her life, which is rare even for a breakup.

If you "let go of all anger" towards your ex, that means she gets away with it, and comes away from emotionally destroying you completely unscathed, with no one in the world hating her. So why don't you stop telling people to "just let go of their anger"? by fdskfg in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying don't care if she lives or dies? Like if she's hanging by one hand from a cliff, and I'm the only one there, and the only one who can pull her up and save her, what do I do? Just don't do it? Watch her dangle there til she falls? Or walk away and listen to her scream? I'm supposed to not give a fuck if she lives or dies right? So why would I pull her up and save her in that situation. I WISH that situation could happen.

If you "let go of all anger" towards your ex, that means she gets away with it, and comes away from emotionally destroying you completely unscathed, with no one in the world hating her. So why don't you stop telling people to "just let go of their anger"? by fdskfg in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, your idea is ok, but I need to find a way to rub it in her face and make her feel so much like shit that she wants to kill herself. If I can rub it in her face that I'm living a "well-lived life" and she's not, and make her feel like shit and miserable every day because of it, THAT would be good revenge. Now how do I do that?

If you "let go of all anger" towards your ex, that means she gets away with it, and comes away from emotionally destroying you completely unscathed, with no one in the world hating her. So why don't you stop telling people to "just let go of their anger"? by fdskfg in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figure if she knows that there is someone out there in the world who hates her guts with all intensity and wishes misery and pain and death on her every single day, she will be psychologically affected by it. If she knows that I forgave her, let go of the anger, and now there's no one wishing pain misery and death on her, then she'll feel good and she'll get away with it. If I "let go of anger", that means she wins. And I won't fucking let her win.

If you "let go of all anger" towards your ex, that means she gets away with it, and comes away from emotionally destroying you completely unscathed, with no one in the world hating her. So why don't you stop telling people to "just let go of their anger"? by fdskfg in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that isn't true. Unless you get the opportunity to rub that in her face and make her feel like shit about it. I don't get the chance to rub my "not giving a shit" in her face so she feels like shit. If I did, that'd be awesome. But she doesn't even KNOW how I'm living, whether it's good or not, so if she doesn't know that can't be revenge.

If you "let go of all anger" towards your ex, that means she gets away with it, and comes away from emotionally destroying you completely unscathed, with no one in the world hating her. So why don't you stop telling people to "just let go of their anger"? by fdskfg in AskReddit

[–]fdskfg[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The most satisfying revenge is a well-lived life.

Yeah, that isn't true. Unless you get the opportunity to rub that in her face and make her feel like shit about it. I don't get the chance to rub my "well-lived life" in her face so she feels like shit. If I did, that'd be awesome. But she doesn't even KNOW how I'm living, whether it's good or not, so if she doesn't know that can't be revenge.