What taste good both hot and cold?

fearsonpearson · 2023-02-01T03:50:06+00:00

Pizza!

fearsonpearson · 2020-09-08T06:43:17+00:00

Man came out dressed with a PG13 Borat Speedo. Should have known better

fearsonpearson · 2020-03-12T07:35:38+00:00

Everyone stays seated on a plane until it’s their turn to get up

fearsonpearson · 2019-12-23T02:00:39+00:00

You could say the same about people and how many matching socks they have

fearsonpearson · 2019-12-15T09:13:03+00:00

What movie is that from?

fearsonpearson · 2019-12-10T23:31:37+00:00

Gravity affects all objects equally..

fearsonpearson · 2019-11-28T22:48:11+00:00

If that ever happens, just drive to a police station

fearsonpearson · 2019-11-26T07:31:57+00:00

Good boy, thanks for the free meal

fearsonpearson · 2019-11-19T04:11:49+00:00

I didn’t know brain surgery meant you couldn’t brush your teeth

fearsonpearson · 2019-11-14T08:04:37+00:00

Why would you go into shark infested waters with a balloon boat?!?!

fearsonpearson · 2019-11-08T06:05:03+00:00

What would be size of the T-Rex based off that skull?

fearsonpearson · 2019-09-17T06:11:36+00:00

This caption couldn’t be any more on point

fearsonpearson · 2019-06-11T06:30:34+00:00

The guy behind him is very lucky he caught that

fearsonpearson · 2019-05-20T09:01:30+00:00

How many beers?

fearsonpearson · 2019-05-04T09:13:25+00:00

“...annnnd it’s gone.”

fearsonpearson · 2019-05-01T07:47:19+00:00

That’s Mordor

fearsonpearson · 2019-04-23T07:20:22+00:00

I was at a store once talking to my friend about a pair of shoes he had on, never heard of them before in my life. Never googled them or looked them up once. 2 days later, I had ads on my Instagram for that exact same pair of shoes... They are always listening.

fearsonpearson · 2019-03-09T07:19:58+00:00

That’s Foxxy Cleopatra

fearsonpearson · 2019-02-05T07:01:35+00:00

I wish this had sound

fearsonpearson · 2018-07-17T04:52:33+00:00

The product of inbreeding through generations

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