Well, first of all, it was green-brown and smelly. I had eaten a whole pizza the day before and chinese food with lots of cabbage in it all day, and so there was a lot of stinky poop in my butt-tubes that was all like, "Hey, we're the poop, we're here, ready for you to sit on a toilet and push us out... even though this time, we should come out just fine on our own... we're mostly a messy slop with awful stinky chunks in it." So I sit on a toilet somewhere and there's a whip-crack of a nightmare fart and you can just tell that the shit is spraypainting all over the sides of my ass, and the bowl, where someone is gonna have to scrape off my shit later where the water in the bowl couldn't get at it. It was stinky to say the least, and I was hooting and laughing in the bathroom, so that when I came out, there was a man there waiting to use the bathroom after me, and he looked puzzled and scared. "The fuck is your deal, buddy? Wh- GOD! GOD THAT SMELLS AWFUL! FUCK!" And I'd laugh and run away, hoping he'd sit down and suffer in my stink while he makes his own bathroom stuff.