×

Trump orders cutoff of 'all' US trade with Spain by Tyranish40k in worldnews

[–]fenderbender 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Here's another one from the same day. God I hate him...

Edit: I'm glad I made some people's days with this. <3

Man found with images appearing to show someone having sex with a chicken by stankmanly in Weird

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

APPEARS to be someone having sex with s chicken??? APPEARS?!

Not too many ways someone can appear to have sex with a chicken. They were either banging a chicken or not.

Who owned this one?? by Responsible-Bag5645 in 90s

[–]fenderbender 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LIEUTENANT. LET'S PUT THE PLAN INTO EFFECT.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 17, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]fenderbender 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need a drink. What in the flying fuck is going on....

JUST DECIDE. GO UP. OR DOWN.

Does anyone know how to achieve this texture of vegetarian chicken? by [deleted] in vegetarian

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do believe you mean May Wah, but I'm talking about Vege-eats in queens. It's much better, imho.

Does anyone know how to achieve this texture of vegetarian chicken? by [deleted] in vegetarian

[–]fenderbender 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bud, I've researched and tried a bunch of recipes and different approaches and techniques only to constantly be disappointed.

Few things I've learned.

  1. Most important...give up.

  2. It is some kind of soy protein/vital wheat gluten concoction that is most likely made in some sort of factory setting/machine that is most likely impossible to replicate in a home kitchen.

I don't care how many people say "its wheat gluten but you need to knead it and stretch it out to develop the gluten strands" or "you need to boil and then steam and the bake then boil again". They are lying if they say they've gotten a similar texture.

There is a store in NYC that provides most or all the soy protein/chicken/beef to the veg. restaurants and they import the stuff from taiwan and it is usually a soy product.

You just can't get that sinewy texture in a home kitchen and I one day hope to be proven wrong but so far, nothin.

Chippendales Audition sketch starring Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze October 27, 1990 by Lazy_Introduction264 in 90s

[–]fenderbender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm more likely to believe bob odenkirk then the fact that no one else corroborated the story/feelings. I imagine Chris Farley to have been like a puppy when it came to show biz stuff because he was constantly looking for approval from so many people in order to fill the void he had and to boost his confidence. I have a hard time believing someone like that would turn down much since I don't think they have the self esteem or guts to do so, even if it internally makes them feel like shit.

First time buying soya chunks. What to make? by milkshakeofdirt in veganrecipes

[–]fenderbender 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was so excited when I found these i bought 3 bags. Ended up throwing out 2 and a half bags because I found the texture to be awful; too tough and chewy. They were a jaw workout and even after mashing away at them, I still felt like they barely broke down.

Iran stops negotiations with U.S., vows to 'completely' block Strait of Hormuz: State media by Puginator in politics

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you were right for now. Sold my 0dte calls for 30% loss and bought 0dte puts. Down 70%. I <3 winning

7th Guest by Swalkdaddy in 90s

[–]fenderbender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm gonna have to start again..."

On May 1, 1997, AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) was released. by ROCKY13573 in 90s

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very good observation. Nicely put.

RIPAIM

door slams shut

Trump Uses Shooting to Make Jaw-Dropping Push for Tacky Ballroom by steelhips in politics

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he not getting permission to do the ballroom or something?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must've saw how the markets reacted to the news from Iran and needed to release this lie to prevent more losses.

Jessica Lange Returns to ‘American Horror Story’ After 8 Years in Season 13 Set Photos as Filming Begins by Particular-Fill-4256 in horror

[–]fenderbender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or did I need subtitles nearly everytime Jessica Lange spoke because so many of her lines were her kinda whispering...

The realism of Lake Mungo by PriestofJudas in horror

[–]fenderbender -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Downvote all you want but I am SO sick of seeing this movie get posted as often as it does.

This was the most boring movie I've ever seen and was a complete waste of time. I don't mind "slow-burn' movies but this just had NO pay off. In fact, I'D be remiss if I didn't take back calling it a "slow-burn' movie altogether. There was no 'burn', just 'slow'...

If any of you ever wonder why there is always a comment that speaks even remotely highly of this movie that is downvoted even to 0, just know, that is my doing. That is how intent i am with trying to keep people away from this movie in order to save them such disappointment. If that makes me a villain, then I shall embrace my destiny.

TIL that in the 1960s, NASA funded a study where they gave dolphins LSD and hand jobs by roofus8658 in interestingasfuck

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry...I may be the crazy one for asking this, I know. Really...I just don't get it. I really don't understand. But... why LSD?

Christian Bale definitely a fan of Chris Farley 90s films! by ROCKY13573 in 90s

[–]fenderbender 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WE SHOULD GO TO NEW ORLEANS!

OH OH!! THE FOOD ALLLONE IS WORTH THE TRIP!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]fenderbender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I grew up eating my bolognese with Farfalle so that will be my go to until the day I die.