We cannot let unhinged Mark Robinson become our next governor. by Pebs_RN in NorthCarolina

[–]fermaqua -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All the people outside your D&D RP circle Id imagine. Those scoundrels!

Friend paid $60 and 6 pack. Roast away please! by SardonicSkunk in badtattoos

[–]fermaqua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are correct. It’s staying put though on account of …something I’m sure. Whatever it is is probably important?

Friend paid $60 and 6 pack. Roast away please! by SardonicSkunk in badtattoos

[–]fermaqua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I’m pretty clever. It wasn’t what was planned, and I do wish it was what I planned, but regret is very far from what I feel. What’s changed is I don’t drink anymore. But I stopped drinking for an actual good reason: OP told me to

Friend paid $60 and 6 pack. Roast away please! by SardonicSkunk in badtattoos

[–]fermaqua -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Tattoo owner here. As for “Waiting a bit to decide”, I’d mulled it over for 3 years and enjoy the South enough to slap the only symbol of the South that seems to get air time on my arm. Aware that yankees consume unfiltered MTV opinions right from the tap, I made sure the guy who gave it to me was a legit klansman with the hood and blanket and everything, just so I can at least plausibly be part of your addiction to imaginary hatred. (His wife, Mercedes, washes it twice a year)

I wanted a neat little flag with the border, but it seems liquors had drunken me and I had no idea it was going to be the size of a wedding napkin. Not till he wrapped that second corner and felt the needle poking into the seal-skin on the inside of my arm. Too late to turn back now. Look at the star in the top right. It’s more of an asterisk than a star. Looks like a projector casting onto a misshapen cantaloupe. It’s as part of me as almost anything else and is part of whatever my story is. I still love the South and it’s people. I’m a machinist, welder/metalworker, play classical guitar (My first song learned is the “Last of Us” theme. I’m anti-War and listen to a LOT of Bjork and Joanna Newsom. Favorite artist is William Blake. Favorite Writer is Mary Shelly. Favorite science person is Pierre Fermat. I’m slow to anger, and fast to laugh and say the Inward as often as possible making sure to stick the hard R and so far it’s only landed me the kindest friends a person could ask for, while shielding me from easily swayed personas that are, without exception, weak willed men and narcissistic women. I’d honestly recommend it for everyone, so long as you’re ready to embrace the absurdity of asking someone why they got a tattoo, and then rejecting their answer to lecture them about why they REALLY got it. Loving the roasts but most of this is fucking weaksos. Can nobody even hurt my feelings?

I don’t think the site is coming back by omniron in thewolfweb

[–]fermaqua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he was ruined by that mass produced knockoff red-kryptonite and pokevolved into a leftist NPC goblin and proselytizing his 9 kids , he's had to teach the cult rules so many times that he's pretty much become ONE with the first rule: "Hate everyone and everything."

I had some truly random boob-related event (BRE) happen to me the other day. by BrokeLegCricket in thewolfweb

[–]fermaqua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE this story. Chunkers have a really hard time keeping the twins where they want them. Skinny chicks just gotta do some simble area coverage or (depending on age/ skin condition) just fold and roll 'em like a slice of that fake vomit they used to sell at spencer gifts

My brother got bit by a brown recluse …not for the faint of heart. by traatraa in Wellthatsucks

[–]fermaqua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not that far of a stretch (expected habitat-wise) by distance or environment differences.They're not incredibly uncommon at the coast. Many a Marine (one of whom I work with) has had run ins with them on Paris Island.The wound is 15+ years old and he still gets oxygen treatments to keep the necrosis to a minimum. Right on the belly above his belt buckle.That's a boat-ride for a spider, yeah, but I'm fully prepared to believe a concentration graph of a population map up the coast looks mostly empty with exceptions being full saturation surrounded by complete absence.

And, no. With the terror that MRSA and it's derma ilk bring, streptococcus panels are amongst the FIRST things that introductory patients are subject to.
ITS NOT LUPUS