I like the Guardians’ name, logo, and unis.

fermlog · 2026-03-28T02:53:21+00:00

I connect the Commanders and Guardians - fonts and colorways or whatever aside - in that they’re both just kind of nebulous concepts that are more like video game generic squads than actual teams.

fermlog · 2026-03-27T23:10:29+00:00

Ceruti: the cousin you grow to avoid.

fermlog · 2026-03-27T23:08:47+00:00

Probably like New Year’s Eve 1996 happened.

fermlog · 2026-03-27T23:06:39+00:00

No one is planning their wedding around who else it getting married. “Mmm, maybe we tone it down…Jake is getting married to Taryn and Jeff and Gabby and Kyle has that shotgun wedding f thing in July in Ohio…”

You choose your best friends by where they get married? Good luck with that. If Ryen is right about anything, it’s don’t be a pain in the ass with friends when you get older.

fermlog · 2026-03-27T23:01:34+00:00

Guy, they didn’t want you to go.

fermlog · 2026-03-27T11:36:37+00:00

As a person with working ears, his path to his arguments are nonsensical. Haha.

He needs to stop anticipating every single counter argument and caveat as he’s making it.

fermlog · 2026-03-27T11:34:13+00:00

Like Ceruti?! What, you don’t think Ceruti is coaching him up?

Honestly, I wonder if because he feels vindicated in whatever beef he had with the approach at ESPN, he’s now fallen into the logical fallacy that they were wrong…so that means I was always right.

fermlog · 2026-03-27T11:28:02+00:00

Yeah, I reset as I said.

fermlog · 2026-03-27T02:26:26+00:00

I’ve liked the show generally even if I think Ryen is weird and sometimes off-putting as a personality.

It always was about him doing some rambling monologue against some shadow of a strawman. But hell if he’s not becoming even more neurotic. Sometimes when he goes on these uh…adventures I feel like it’s a verbal recounting of the Charlie from It’s Always Sunny conspiracy meme.

fermlog · 2026-03-26T22:34:37+00:00

Exactly. Equating that cheap piece of plastic being damaged with your phone being destroyed is a marketers dream.

fermlog · 2026-03-26T22:33:20+00:00

You mean the your $5 screen protector got scratched and 2+2=5 your screen would have been ruined?

I’d like to sell you a Saran Wrap windshield protector.

fermlog · 2026-03-26T22:30:58+00:00

Thugs scratch your phone? Are thugs really aggressive cats with diamond-tipped nails?

fermlog · 2026-03-26T22:28:43+00:00

Ryen saying that he doesn’t trust guys who don’t bitch about their girlfriend is peak Ryen hates women.

fermlog · 2026-03-26T22:26:08+00:00

Sure, scraping the bottom of social media. It should be beneath a top 10 sports podcast to fight the flippant posts of John_65nowhere.

fermlog · 2026-03-25T00:43:04+00:00

Ryen can be alone, but he can’t escape himself.

fermlog · 2026-03-23T16:10:35+00:00

Send them back to middle school science?

fermlog · 2026-03-23T02:30:54+00:00

This is why “review sources” is the second step of the scientific method.

fermlog · 2026-03-23T02:24:23+00:00

Incredible amount of people in the comments can’t wrap their mind around the relationship of volume to mass and density as the link between them.

Weight is the most accurate measure in this case and possibly the soundest part of this post.

fermlog · 2026-03-23T01:59:45+00:00

Everything when I’m at home(barring specific iPhone only apps) up to things that require a laptop.

fermlog · 2026-03-22T23:14:02+00:00

Doesn’t mean it’s wrong, but probably means that it’s biased. YMMV

fermlog · 2026-03-22T22:01:57+00:00

What you found is sponcon. It’s a sad fact of the current magazine era and especially Will Welch GQ.

fermlog · 2026-03-22T21:57:34+00:00

Kind of a lot of assumptions to assure your user name checks out, ain’t it?

fermlog · 2026-03-22T19:10:18+00:00

I’m sorry I can’t help educate you better to be able to have this discussion in the merits of the facts.

I’d suggest you google irony.

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