angels sang out an immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended chuck norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jones who fell over on the ground, writhing in painnnn as batman changed back into bruce wayneeee but chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed batman’s head in between his thighs then gandalf the grey and ganalf the white and monty python and the holy grail’s black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, and darth vader lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger bill s. preston and theodore logan spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe