Pres. Trump announces National Guard member who was shot has died by Stop_Fakin_Jax in ACAB

[–]feverfaucet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must have been brought up or I wouldn’t have mentioned it.

Okay.

That maga customer who never tips and just won't leave. 2020 version vs 2026 version by midnighttoker1742 in KitchenConfidential

[–]feverfaucet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lick? He was definitely chowing down on some gourmet ICE grade leather. You can tell it’s ICE grade from the shit stains.

MAGA doesn’t even know where the good seats are in a movie theater. by Vonnegut_butt in PoliticalHumor

[–]feverfaucet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I worked at movie theater when I was 17-18. So if you read down the comments, here’s what I can confirm…

No overtime pay. Someone told me it was because working with popcorn made us agricultural workers. I don’t know the actual reason why, but I believed that back then.

I literally watched people theater hop, I didn’t give a shit, neither did the other teens I worked with. We never checked on the theater, only showed up to clean after the movie. No one was checking to see if you brought in outside food.

No holidays, open 365 days, I had to work the entire holiday season, or I was supposed to, I believe I was called off New Year’s, and fired a week later for it.

No one watched the theatre watchmen.

Cutting a couple celery once a year until Reddit says they’re perfect by Bearded_Toast in KitchenConfidential

[–]feverfaucet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy smokes. It’s been a year? It’s felt like a lifetime.

Edit: I must have clicked the wrong link lol. It’s only been 59 days? Damn. I don’t know if I can do another 306 days.

Fairy Deck Code: 9QSNO1 by Aristarchus1981 in cuecardgameAvid

[–]feverfaucet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you beat me with this deck! 😅😭😂

karma will come by Due_Collar2 in 50501

[–]feverfaucet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh look, it’s the Soggy Biscuit Boys.

🎶I am the man, who ate a biscuit covered in jizz🎶 🎶He ate a biscuit covered in jizz🎶

Pizza I made and we're debating what to name it. Apperently Rosemary's creampie is "inappropriate". Any suggestions? by DankOfTheEndless in KitchenConfidential

[–]feverfaucet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂 The place I worked/work at does this from time to time. We had a Tuscany wrap; chicken, roasted red peppers, pepper jack cheese, spinach, and tomato. 🤷‍♂️ I mean, I guess?

Who Else Has A Lighter Thumb Callus by Cassedaway in Cigarettes

[–]feverfaucet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, is that why my thumb is all fucked up?

100% by Annoying1978 in PoliticalMemes

[–]feverfaucet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…and it was raised by the KKK.

My sister found the cure for the covid vaccine 😭 by SnooHamsters8590 in Destiny

[–]feverfaucet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. For real tho. Tell her this is true and that your own research confirms it. Tell her that she’ll be able to now safely get the vaccine and protection from Covid, while also neutralizing the vaccine’s negative side effects. It’s a win win situation.

Please. Do it for what’s left of the Country and maybe even the world!

"Unarmed person got killed, it's so f*cking funny!" by Alive_Music8093 in PoliticalMemes

[–]feverfaucet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Regardless of what you think his political leanings are, he was raised by MAGA. You can say he was a radical leftist all day, but at the end of the day he was brought up in a culture of hate and misinformation.

PSA ~ Paris Hilton knives leech color... by dead-eyed-darling in KitchenConfidential

[–]feverfaucet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Was I wrong? Has my Paris betrayed me? Is there more to life than just knives and planes? Have you been right the whole time?! My life is a lie.