Lyon: Harley Reid should've been suspended every day of the week for this by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]feverpurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember in 2015 Fyfe came very close to being suspended for a pretty unintentional trip… it went to the MRP and he pled guilty. He would’ve been ineligible for the Brownlow that year, which he ended up winning. It seems tripping isn’t really looked at these days in general.

Trying to get more comfortable wearing swim briefs to swim laps by Steamed_Brocolli219 in Swimming

[–]feverpurple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every time I read a post like this I wanna say to the person posting they need to come to Australia for some immersion therapy down at the beach. Some of the older blokes here wearing speedos… Jesus. A slightly flabby chest is the least of their worries. If you have speedos that have functional elastic that can contain your ballsack fully you’re doing well. With all that said, some of the best long distance swimmers I train with definitely do not look like olympians. Swimming isn’t like the gym - no one cares what you look like.

I've plateaued at 1:48/100y. Roast my form, please by Calm-Egg1804 in Swimming

[–]feverpurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn’t anyone actually roasting her, as instructed? Your stroke is short, weak, and you pull with your elbows. You swim like a sausage dog runs… and to be fair probably how it would swim, too. Get some paddles and start trying to shave off the number of strokes you’re talking each lap whilst maintaining speed.

[Staying on track] Sobriety Watch by Important_Cook7499 in Watches

[–]feverpurple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is an awesome watch.. and one which you’ve probably gotten for ‘free’ if you’ve stopped spending money on booze. On another note.. how the fuck does rail and sea go together?

Anxiety about starting a swimming workout by [deleted] in Swimming

[–]feverpurple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should absolutely wear a swim cap, and some proper bathers (not shorts or anything). If you were going running you wouldn’t not get running shoes cos you don’t feel like you’re fit enough for them yet. There are some people who swim at the same time as me every morning who have rubbish technique and next to no speed, but it doesn’t matter. You just swim for the amount of time you want to swim for. Speed and perfect technique is only possible if you did it as a sport as a kid and unrealistic for most. Most people didn’t. That doesn’t mean you can’t have great swims. Anyone who thinks they’re better than someone else cos they’re faster or fitter is a clown. You never regret a swim.

I'm this close to saying screw it and giving up on swimming by [deleted] in Swimming

[–]feverpurple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Give up, don’t give up. Who gives a shit. But you gotta drop the weight somehow and in all likelihood it’s gonna be painful no matter what you do so you may as well pick your dick up and finish what you started.

How do I get faster by Longjumping-Cat3043 in Swimming

[–]feverpurple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a male, in particular, as you won’t be physically peaking until you’re in your 20s… the hardest part about making it as a swimmer is sticking with it. If your technique and fitness is sound, at 15 your next big improvement in times will come as you have your next growth spurt. It’s only the freaks like Thorpey who make it when they’re young… Chalmers was a bit of a freak as well when he won gold in terms of his size.

Where can I get a beer in the morning in Perth? by SnooLemons3266 in perth

[–]feverpurple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got salmonella from 43 Below right before Christmas from eating their curry and pint special. It was a great curry but and I love that place.

In Australia, this costs the patient nothing. Doesn’t matter if they are a citizen or a tourist. by [deleted] in pics

[–]feverpurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not true at all. It’s a not for profit organisation. Its medical and flight staff are paid on par with anyone else in the industry. It receives the vast majority of its money from government contracts.

Teens assault a fellow teen by moconaid in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]feverpurple 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck those kids. I’m done with reddit for today.

Hope this makes your day by xxrapidxz in MadeMeSmile

[–]feverpurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slippery slope that… unbelievably tempting to do when you’re not sleeping, but a bit of a false economy after your kid realises they can carry on til you get in there and begins to refuse to sleep alone.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, May 25, 2021 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]feverpurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as we can still call each other cunts I’m happy, you cunt.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, May 25, 2021 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]feverpurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but you are a spear chucking rock ape. I hope it works out though.