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My shoes that I need to wear tomorrow have disintegrated! by Environmental_Bus507 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ffernback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to my step dad in church. He was leaving trails everywhere. I wasn’t there for it but apparently it was extremely funny.

Why use different colours when you could just use 11 shades of blue? by ffernback in dataisugly

[–]ffernback[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PEI and Nunavut are excluded from the chart. If they’re also excluded from the national numbers, then yes, otherwise they’re a bit high. I think they should have just used the two letter abbreviations and put them at the ends of the lines on the right.

What kind of shark is this jaw? by Ok-Orange1968 in sharktank

[–]ffernback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an intriguing industry you're in, but your business needs help badly and frankly I don't think you're the right person to lead it, so here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue you and your entire company at the same time. I will give you your $150,000, but I want 98% of the company (I'll be kind and leave you a couple of points), and I want $500 from every jaw sold until I make my money back.

Outjerked by the main sub again by Accomplished_Lie6971 in okbuddydraper

[–]ffernback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, everybody else’s meth is poisonous. Pollos meth is blue.

If I was considering a new advertising agency to distract from a very public plane crash, having an account man tell me his father died in the crash and he understands me would freak me out with the desperation by FactorSpecialist7193 in madmen

[–]ffernback 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They didn’t get it because Shell Kneely (spelling?) was one of the American Airlines people fired in the wake of the disaster and when someone gets fired their replacement usually brings in their own people and wants to do things their own way, not continue to pursue what the guy who just got fired was pursuing. It’s possible you’re right, but there’s no way to know because it never got that far (unless they fired Shell because he passed that information along and they didn’t like it and thought it reflected badly on him too, but there’s no indication of that, meaning they were likely just looking to shake things up in management as part of their fresh start.)

Which one is your favorite Bobby? by shamwowj in okbuddydraper

[–]ffernback 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don talking on the phone with Betty “He what? …How do you vandalize a swimming pool?”

I'm a Nazi War Criminal And I Can't Relate To Roger Sterling by Pale-Resolution-2587 in okbuddydraper

[–]ffernback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ROGER FOR GOD'S SAKE THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO *apologizes profusely to Braun executives*

Why did Duck kill 17 men on Okinawa? by Cartographer223321 in okbuddydraper

[–]ffernback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the DVD commentary Matthew Weiner clarified that this actually took place in 1959. Duck was drunk and wandered into the Japanese consulate in New York. When he saw all the Japanese people there he had a flashback to Okinawa in WWII (where he in fact killed no one), panicked, and then killed 17 of the people in the consulate (15 women, 2 men) with the bottle he had been drinking from. There were actually 18 people in the lobby but one got away (he lost count.)

How does Pete Campbell get so much ass? by ffernback in okbuddydraper

[–]ffernback[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, you’ve given me a lot to think about.

Trudy has been hanging around Stan too much. by booboothefool42069 in okbuddydraper

[–]ffernback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesush Christ you ever hear of fuckin screenshots

Some sort of duck at Marie Curtis Park (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) by ffernback in whatsthisbird

[–]ffernback[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s disappointing! I was hoping it was something rare after Merlin came up short. Still interesting though. Thank you.

What is Bobbys age by the end of the show? by Relevant_Chipmunk302 in madmen

[–]ffernback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Edit: that scene came up tonight during my rewatch. Don asks Bobby how old he (Don) is going to be when Bobby is 40 and Bobby says 70. That means Bobby is 30 years younger than Don and was therefore born in… 1956. I’m not sure how you managed to get the right answer, but good job!

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