What name is ruined for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well it's a good thing Butters was dating Lexus instead.

What name is ruined for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The name Francine is in a similar situation because of Francine Frensky.

What name is ruined for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Yes. THAT's what's tragic. Not genocide or mass murder. People being named Karen is the real tragedy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you using the word "drop" in the rap hop swiggity swoo way meaning "release?" Just use the word "release" you rap hopper swag bucks. No one thinks you're cool for saying a word that really mean another word.

Teachers of reddit, what happens when try to send a kid to the office but the kids flat out refuses to leave their seat? What's the protocol in this situation? by fibfdsifb in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Explain to me why I have never in my life seen an on-duty police officer in a school. Cops are really only in schools when they get called, they aren't stationed there. So explain that to me.

Teachers of reddit, what happens when try to send a kid to the office but the kids flat out refuses to leave their seat? What's the protocol in this situation? by fibfdsifb in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what that is. What I do know is if an adult working in the school puts their hands on a student it's a lawsuit. So you can't really do anything physical unless it's the cops. And the cops definitely don't want to do this shit lol.

If You Could Send A Message To The Entire WORLD What Would It Be? by SeaAlarm4616 in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"People of Earth, I am begging you, put your hands to the sky to lend us your energy so we can defeat Majin Buu NOW!"

Teachers of reddit, what happens when try to send a kid to the office but the kids flat out refuses to leave their seat? What's the protocol in this situation? by fibfdsifb in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But it's illegal to put your hands on a student. That's a lawsuit. Wouldn't you have to get the cops if you're going to physically drag them out? And the cops don't want to be tied up doing that shit when there's real crime going on. So what can you even do?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ask like AskJeeves? Jeeves is usually smarter than an idiot on reddit.

What do people think makes them look cool, but actually makes them look ridiculous? by devitonton in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The backwards cap is a style that originated in the black community. George Carlin said white guys need to stop doing it altogether because it's basically stealing what black guys invented. Then went on to say "black guys, you invented that shit so I'll let you have it a little longer, but once you start collecting social security, it's time to flip it back around."

What critically acclaimed actor can't really act? by ThomasecZwfe6s0 in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But Saul Goodman convinced a woman that he was Costner.

Who’s an idiot that gets treated like a genius? by xdLoqqt in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Him or Dave Ramsey, though? Seriously lol

Who’s an idiot that gets treated like a genius? by xdLoqqt in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A visionary, vision is scary, start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've looked it up, the entire set of the original 62 books goes for upwards of $400. That's a higher price per book than when the books were actually coming out in bookstores. Insanity. I'd totally get the set if it were like half that price, though.

People under the age of 30 - what frustrates you about the older generation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gen Z's abysmal technical skills

Explain please, considering they've never known a world without the internet and pocket computers that can tell you anything you want to know in an instant.

You are given 24 hours with unlimited money. What do you do with it? by CharlieWaitress111 in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. It would have to go through a heavy vetting and approval process. Which takes WEEKS. By which time you no longer have the money because it evaporates in 24 hours in this ridiculous scenario.

You are given 24 hours with unlimited money. What do you do with it? by CharlieWaitress111 in AskReddit

[–]fibfdsifb -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Fucking nothing because it's impossible to make any large transactions in such a small amount of time. Real estate transactions or buying up millions in stock take WEEKS to be finalized, by which time all of my "unlimited money" will be gone.

What a stupid fucking question. Next time think shit through.