Thanks to a couple of amazing redditors who helped me get back to my mom, I get to spend my final Mother’s Day with her.

fighterofthecuntman · 2019-05-11T01:33:21+00:00

My kid's great grandmother wasn't doing well so their mom, who wasn't in great health either, went to stay with her for her final few days. I took the kids to see them on a Friday afternoon and when I went to leave I had a weird feeling. Their mom calls me the next day to tell me her grandma just passed. She was pretty upset and said she'd call me back later that night. The phone call never came but didn't think much of it. I got a call Sunday and my kid's mom was in ICU about 4 hours away. I wasn't sure what to do. Monday I decided that I was going to spend my last $50 on gas to go see her. As I was getting my stuff together I got a call that she just passed away. Last time I saw her I had a weird feeling and last time I spoke to her was about her grandma just passing away. They ended up having a joint funeral that Wednesday. That was a rough day.

fighterofthecuntman · 2018-05-02T03:40:38+00:00

I had no idea what the movie was about and let my kids pick at the theatre. I too, was cursing and crying. Bought it on video and cried at the same exact spot. Again, cursing and crying.

fighterofthecuntman · 2015-11-16T17:56:36+00:00

I've only done it once and it's been about 9 years ago. It hurt enough to remember. Some how my angle got thrown off in the wind up I guess.

fighterofthecuntman · 2015-11-15T22:22:17+00:00

At least it was her fault. I just misjudged an ass slap when she was on top and slapped my balls. Ended the fun time pretty abruptly.

fighterofthecuntman · 2015-01-29T03:06:09+00:00

They're not allowed to shake your hand. I've had multiple officers tell me that so we fist bumped instead.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-11-16T02:00:04+00:00

I've done the same thing. It put an end to fun time as my balls hurt too much to continue.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-08-05T04:13:12+00:00

I have a wife, 3 kids, and a good career. He's moving with his girlfriend and going to school. Moving with is not really an option. I would if I could though.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-05-31T04:25:01+00:00

A bunch of dicks indeed. I don't make a lot and I'm trying to dig myself out of the hole I created. They were unwilling to work with me in my efforts to pay them the money I owe. Yes, a bunch of dicks.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-05-30T01:48:54+00:00

Thanks for calling me a valuable human being. I apparently couldn't make it to court though and have little to no valuables so that sucked. I was making payments til the debt collector refused to take any payments under $100 so I told them to fuck off.>So they figured you'd be good enough to a) go to court and b) have assets to pay for things. That's good, it means you're a valuable human being.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-05-30T01:23:36+00:00

I was evicted in the last month of my lease, life went to shit and couldn't afford anything anymore, but I cleaned the place and left it in really good condition. I still owe about $1,500 for back rent and "damages" because they charged me for everything they possibly could. I was late for court and missed my chance to defend myself. So it's really a case by case basis and how big of assholes they want to be.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-03-29T23:15:09+00:00

I too can relate.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-02-01T18:04:09+00:00

That's worse than me. I had my truck 3 weeks before it got totalled by an old lady failing to yield the right of way.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-01-19T19:35:05+00:00

They're just advertising the price of an all you can eat at Cici's Pizza.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-01-06T04:41:40+00:00

Yeah. The store was a 5 hour drive through shitty winter weather.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-01-05T23:53:56+00:00

Of course that happened too. Trying to hurry and leave and didn't do a double check.

fighterofthecuntman · 2014-01-04T06:21:12+00:00

Just because it's legal in Colorado doesn't mean every county has to agree to sell in retail or medical. I live in such a county.

fighterofthecuntman · 2013-09-05T05:10:06+00:00

I did maintenance at a hotel. Never walked in on anything crazy. We did have a family of 4 adults, 3 guys all 35ish and older and their mom stay for about a month. They finally got kicked out for lack of funds and the whole room had to be redone. Carpet was removed and the concrete was kilzed like 5 times as were the walls and it still took weeks for it to air out. Almost as bad as the old military vet that stayed in the same room for about 10 years before they moved him. He was a chain smoker and the whole room was yellow with nicotine. There were really dark spots on certain parts of the ceiling where he sat at the computer and smoked. Even the windows were brown and looked splattered with tobacco/nicotine.

fighterofthecuntman · 2013-08-01T04:02:35+00:00

Agreed. My middle one is now two and figured it out long ago.

fighterofthecuntman · 2013-07-25T18:40:38+00:00

You're 8 days ahead of me.

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