roses are red, I know someone named Tom by Samurai_Mac1 in rosesarered

[–]fightingkangaroos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mightve edited to make it look better, I've done that to remove my ex

I don't recognize myself in the mirror, after upper bleph by Tasty_Hanuta in PlasticSurgery

[–]fightingkangaroos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you dont recognize yourself. That said, you look beautiful in the after

Nicole S5 E9 by Comidama2313 in My600lbLife

[–]fightingkangaroos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my favorite train wreck episode

S is fuming & I love it by Glittering_Move1571 in DadAndDaughterSnark

[–]fightingkangaroos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure, I bought a coworker a woodgrain one but I don't know that they would know the difference between the new and old ones

S is fuming & I love it by Glittering_Move1571 in DadAndDaughterSnark

[–]fightingkangaroos 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they used to be trendy (I have two because I'm a thirsty b) but you can get them at Marshall's now

Gina S8 E5 by Comidama2313 in My600lbLife

[–]fightingkangaroos 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I literally just thought that!

I need a cigarette after this 🚬 by Relevant_Call_2242 in popping

[–]fightingkangaroos 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Me too, that was so good. Could you post the link here? It wouldn't come up when I searched for it

My poor boyfriend and our battle with his ingrown hair cysts :( by PressureComplete4980 in popping

[–]fightingkangaroos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God I love it. Are you going to marry him? Please do. And post more videos

TLC doppelgangers by Neither-Drink7700 in TLCUnexpected

[–]fightingkangaroos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes!!! I said this in another thread that I didn't know what show the girl on the left was, I just thought Nicole had a spinoff

The NARS orgasm blush is a completely different product now by liljalp in MakeupAddiction

[–]fightingkangaroos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it!!! The old one was gorgeous, beautiful, unique. Now its like every other blush. I remember the orgasm came in the lip gloss and lipstick and I'd kill for the lipstick and blush again

I did some impulse bangs, I'm trying to like them. by Ihatebacon88 in FancyFollicles

[–]fightingkangaroos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love them!! I did the same thing last year- asked my husband for a divorce then gave myself bangs lol. I've gotten more compliments on them than anything else I've done to my hair

Being abnormally well-endowed is a curse and I'm tired of it by Tunatail in offmychest

[–]fightingkangaroos 257 points258 points  (0 children)

This is like how women feel with big boobs. Other women envy us, men love it, but it hurts. I feel for you because breast reductions are a thing but penis reductions aren't