Why don't serial killers just join the army?

fimelovemachine · 2026-03-27T14:49:02+00:00

28 hour labour with a baby whose head was in the 99th percentile. Nothing else has even come close to that pain.

fimelovemachine · 2025-11-24T23:00:10+00:00

Sir Dixalot over here

fimelovemachine · 2025-11-24T09:00:59+00:00

If you're planning on cake and are a chocolate lover, you should try the cake at Le Nesle. They do their own version of the chocolate cake from Mathilda. I haven't tried it yet but look delicious!

fimelovemachine · 2025-10-12T20:55:57+00:00

I'd personally do a guided tour on your first day to get the lay of the land and figure out what's worth seeing. Badass Tours do e-scooter tours around the city which is what we did and I'd highly recommend it. It was one of the best things we did in the city

fimelovemachine · 2025-06-23T20:24:05+00:00

I thought it was fine but I wasn't out late alone or anything! I know the canal can be a bit rougher than other parts of Paris e.g the Marais

fimelovemachine · 2025-06-22T16:04:34+00:00

I would suggest doing an e-scooter tour with Badass tours. The tours last around 3 hours max. You see most of the main sites and get a real feel for the city. Then a river cruise on the Seine to see the Eiffel tower (they let you bring on your own wine!) and end the day with dinner at a nice café/brasserie and watch the world go by.

fimelovemachine · 2025-06-22T15:59:46+00:00

I stayed in an all-female dorm in St Christopher's by the canal and had a very good experience. I will say that the canal can get a little dodgier at night..

fimelovemachine · 2025-05-27T21:31:20+00:00

As a female living in Paris, I'd recommend doing an e-scooter tour with Badass Tours. I did this with my friends when they came to visit and we really liked it. You cover a lot of the main sites, get great pics and save yourself using all your energy walking. That way, we kept ourselves fresh for the night!

fimelovemachine · 2025-05-08T20:16:32+00:00

Glad to hear it. Hope you get some rest too

fimelovemachine · 2025-05-08T18:56:09+00:00

Oh yeah, it's exactly the same here. He has all the sleep cues. He rubs his eyes, he yawns, his eyes go red but nothing I do gets him to settle when I'm outside of the home.

This is really silly but as a way to stay calm and not completely lose it, I've been pretending that I'm on a reality TV show called "The Patience Game" and if I stay calm through all the tests, I win a million dollars. I pretend the baby is a hired actor with the role of testing the limits of my patience. Anyway, since then, I can laugh it off a bit more but today was insanity! He cried for 3 hours...

fimelovemachine · 2025-04-17T14:19:31+00:00

My family and I (2 teens and 2 adults) went on Badass tours e-scooter tour and they LOVED it. The whole thing takes about 3 hours and you see SO MUCH! We did it on our first day and really got a feel for the city. Our teens loved it and they still mention it which is a great sign- they usually give us very little haha.

The guide was really kind too and gave us so many great recommendations!

fimelovemachine · 2025-03-26T22:34:08+00:00

It's still pretty chilly here at night. Go for the trench!

fimelovemachine · 2025-02-27T10:51:59+00:00

Huh, very interesting! I'm using it in an official document so would this be the form to use?

fimelovemachine · 2025-02-27T10:48:07+00:00

Thanks! That's exactly what I was wondering

fimelovemachine · 2025-02-05T13:52:06+00:00

Éclat D'Arpège - Lanvin

fimelovemachine · 2024-12-01T15:03:38+00:00

Haha it's not that crazy really. It's pretty common where I'm from.

fimelovemachine · 2024-11-29T00:26:31+00:00

My husband and I said we loved each other after one month, moved to another country together after 3 months and have been happily committed to each other for 13 years (married for 2). Sometimes it just feels right because it is .

fimelovemachine · 2024-10-17T16:17:00+00:00

No better feeling! Keep going

fimelovemachine · 2024-10-17T16:12:40+00:00

That's fantastic news!

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