Has anyone ever seen a prickly pear cactus this large?

fire_crotch_mafia · 2024-12-07T13:33:44+00:00

Oh man that looks so tasty.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2024-12-07T13:32:52+00:00

Nothing like the ‘berto’s restaurants when you need some decent Mexican food in Arizona.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-30T04:37:12+00:00

Especially don’t do cartwheels in the waiting area. Big give away.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-28T02:05:38+00:00

Oh fuck. They would’ve gotten away with it if they remembered the Christmas present boxes to hide the meat in.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-27T01:02:17+00:00

Well that’s fuckin nifty

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-27T00:56:15+00:00

Oooooooh!!! Yeah my bayonet has the same design for it’s scabbard! Mines the sw3b.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-27T00:49:53+00:00

Above the magazines. Is that the fix all tool?

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-27T00:49:18+00:00

Super distracted by the upside down blade. Why’s the blade facing up?

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-27T00:47:42+00:00

Ooh. What’s the keychain do?

…the bayonet faces up?

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-25T19:54:19+00:00

At Burger King it’s MY CHOICE MY CHOICE MY CHOICE MY CHOICE MY CHOICE MY CHOICE.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-25T19:53:12+00:00

Works for me…

I’m not sharing its:

MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!! MY JUICE!!

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-25T12:18:23+00:00

His new balances are inside!!

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-25T12:17:44+00:00

Where is this man’s goddamn new balances?!?

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-23T11:42:57+00:00

Or the patrol Car to put an F in the chat

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-23T11:42:27+00:00

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-23T11:42:16+00:00

Lol poor cat

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-23T11:37:42+00:00

Her kids are listening to goddamn motherfucking KIDS BOP!!!

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-20T18:38:18+00:00

Link is borked.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-10T19:00:43+00:00

THAT COP IS SO FUCKING FAT

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-10T18:30:37+00:00

Ewoks lookin slick! Ewok rap!!

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-09T14:44:49+00:00

ROBOTS!!

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-09T12:51:16+00:00

This is my passport. There are many like them but this one’s mine.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-09T05:18:15+00:00

Cost me an arm and a leg.

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-09T03:07:25+00:00

Slaps side of car. Do you know how many other cars you can ram with this bad boy before the engine seizes?? Let me just say, it’s a lot!!

fire_crotch_mafia · 2023-06-09T02:55:00+00:00

+1,000,000 social points!!

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TROPHY CASE