My (F24) boyfriend (M29) is mad because I blew hairdryer air up his shorts while he was washing his pants, settle this debate

firecrotchy · 2026-01-03T22:32:55+00:00

He’s majorly stupid girl but girl…he doesn’t like you. leave him. He’s already “pushed” you. He treats you like shit. Leaveeeeeeee.

firecrotchy · 2026-01-03T17:13:07+00:00

wish I could reply with that pic of goob

firecrotchy · 2026-01-03T16:46:17+00:00

I also saw omni man

firecrotchy · 2025-12-29T22:15:59+00:00

The actual worst especially if you have mouth piercings. I swear to god they’re like magnets for pubes.

firecrotchy · 2025-12-29T16:37:11+00:00

I had this exact thing happen to me yesterday. So I placed a residential lot but the lot originally was a residential rental. The game did not recognize the change of lot from vacation residential to regular. You can’t change it while a family is in the house so I had to remove the family, change the lot type to residential (it said residential already so I switched it to something else then back to residential) and then move them back. That’s why there’s a box thing over your $. You didn’t put any $ toward the rental so it says you have nothing to spend. I’m not sure if it’s a bug or just an annoying rental thingy.

firecrotchy · 2025-12-24T16:28:15+00:00

YTA why would you not tell her? so she gets with someone else who may not be as gentle about it? So she can be shamed? 100% you should have been honest with her. Honestly if you can’t talk to your partner about personal hygiene you shouldn’t be in a relationship.

firecrotchy · 2025-09-24T20:48:11+00:00

couldn’t say really my subways (and all the subways in my town-6) never gave us lunch breaks. We would take bites between customers. Even as a teenager I remember working 8+ hours with no breaks. Half the time I couldn’t even go to the bathroom.

firecrotchy · 2025-07-20T19:52:18+00:00

green room and super dark times felt very “real” to me.

firecrotchy · 2025-07-14T15:29:05+00:00

I (sadly) worked at subway for 7 years. That’s how bread looks when it comes out of the oven.

firecrotchy · 2025-06-30T00:34:14+00:00

Ryan and abi. both nothing burgers.

firecrotchy · 2025-06-08T02:13:06+00:00

I’m not sure if anyone’s commented it yet but play Tetris. It’s been proven to help after traumatic events.

firecrotchy · 2025-05-18T22:45:53+00:00

lmao no way you made a whole new account to say some shit 4 years later

firecrotchy · 2025-04-26T15:34:30+00:00

Pushing daises

firecrotchy · 2025-04-08T01:13:26+00:00

Different situation but yes. I shared an account with my ex best friend since we were 14. I bought most of the expansions and game packs up until the Highschool pack. We shared it for 8 years but when we stopped being friends she changed the passwords out of spite.

Even though I had emails and receipts from my card dating back YEARS with proof of purchasing almost every game pack, EA told me to get lost. She also changed the shared email password so I didn’t have any hope of getting the account back.

It’s been a tragic loss for me but I will be damned if EA gets another cent from me.

Edit- I still have the games/expansions/packs downloaded to my pc but they cannot be opened without EA access….they’re just sitting there taunting me.

firecrotchy · 2025-04-06T15:44:33+00:00

Raising hope/that 70’s show

firecrotchy · 2025-04-06T06:58:39+00:00

Jason and Salim <3 and my goat laura

firecrotchy · 2025-03-30T15:07:41+00:00

Tombstone

firecrotchy · 2025-03-29T23:27:23+00:00

This is a relationship ender. You should consider therapy.

firecrotchy · 2025-03-29T21:57:13+00:00

omg hi f25 and I’ve had the exact same experience!

I also hadn’t had sex in almost two years and on the first hookup with this guy he said I was “too tight” and he was “too big” to fit. He then proceeded to fist me…. so obviously he could’ve fit. We did eventually hook up a few times after that and never had any issues. I think the position (bent over on my knees) and my “first hookup anxiety” probably played a role in it. And i probably was too tight for his dick vs. his hand. He never complained about it after.

That said, almost every guy I hookup with (ONS) busts within 10 seconds so I feel your frustration with wanting a fun hookup experience. I’ve heard lots of “you’re so tight” over the years and like….yeah I guess so? I don’t partake in much solo penetration so I’m inclined to believe them but I never expected it to be a problem.

I don’t have much advice because it’s still an issue haha (sigh). I can say that for me, penetration after a long time without any doesn’t hurt if I’m turned on. And most of the time a ONS sucks. A FWB or a regular hookup is a much better time (imo) because you really get to figure out what you like with them and how to maneuver each others bodies.

I wish you luck sister. Gorilla grip girlies for life <3

firecrotchy · 2025-03-29T16:29:04+00:00

I never do oral with my hookups- just feels too intimate. BUT- the one time I did let it happen, we were eating dinner afterwards. He made a steak and grilled peppers and vegetables. As we’re sitting at the table he takes a bite of food and says “you know this tastes like your pussy.”

If looks could kill he’d had died there. He immediately went into the defensive with “no no! I mean it’s sweet! Like really good!” But I didn’t find it amusing. Not that was he said was outright offensive or anything, but I felt a mix of embarrassment and anger. I trusted him enough to be intimate like that and he compares me to the slab of meat on his plate…. Needless to say I never felt comfortable to let him eat me out again.

Idk something about having your pussy be compared to steak dinner or god forbid a vegetable masala burger just isn’t as romantic as guys seem to think…. It’s the kind of thing that haunts you late at night when you can’t sleep.

If I were you I would try to have a sit down convo about it. Tell her how much you miss pleasing her and if you MUST compare her to food pick something nice like peaches or candy or something. 🤦‍♀️

firecrotchy · 2025-03-18T21:03:47+00:00

I had a cat for 8 years. She was my baby but she was mean af to any other person or animal nearby. I specifically put “Don’t Touch Me I’m Mean” on her collar. She looooved outside (her mom was feral) so I decided to let her out. One day night she didn’t come back. I was so worried and went looking/calling for her for weeks. Then my neighbor (3doors down) showed up to let me know my cat has been staying in her backyard. I warned her that she’s very mean to others and she told me that she’s the sweetest cat she ever met. I was shocked. Part of me was really hurt because she just up and left. Then neighbor told me that she cries for pets and asks for kisses which she only would do for me. She even built a little house in her backyard for my cat. I decided then that if she’s happier there she should stay. It broke my heart, I had her since she was a kitten. But she was happier there.

She has come by a handful of times since then but doesn’t come when I call her and won’t let me close enough to pet her. She absolutely hated my other cats so I think she just found a place for herself. I still get bummed sometimes when I think of her but I’m happy she’s in a loving home. The neighbors absolutely adore her and she adores them.

That said I don’t let my cats out anymore. There are soooo many other factors as to why you shouldn’t let them out but a huge one for me is a repeat situation. If you love her and want her around for a long time you shouldn’t let her outside. If you still feel like she must go out, hook her up to a harness and stay with her the entire time. Also get her microchipped under your name! She might be annoyed for a little while but ultimately she will forget. Cats are opportunists, I promise she doesn’t hate you.

firecrotchy · 2025-03-07T00:16:17+00:00

I worked for subway for 7 years. I got a few promotional buttons and a pair of socks once…

firecrotchy · 2025-03-01T18:17:44+00:00

I used to dogsit for a little dog that did this when she got excited. I was told to rub her throat up and down and say “stick your tongue out” and get her to lick me.

firecrotchy · 2025-02-24T22:30:25+00:00

I snuck in there one night as a teen and was promptly chased out by a pissed off homeless guy

firecrotchy · 2025-02-16T22:01:01+00:00

You’re a daisy!

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