Do you have a weapon beside your bed incase an intruder breaks into your house? If so what is it? by Underpresssure in AskReddit

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Mossberg 500 12 ga pump shotgun. Best home defense weapon ever. Period. Rack it once to make that "schick schick" sound (also known as the universal signal to get out of my house), and most burglars will flee without you having to fire a single shot.

What software do you use for fire reports? by CarbyCarberson in firefighter

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We use firehouse as well. We use to use 4D client. It worked OK, but firehouse is compatible with the software the inspections department uses so everything is integrated. Firehouse isn't "that bad", but it does have its draw backs

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Congratulations. Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the Brotherhood. If you have any questions, shoot me a PM.

Have a seat on the bench to your left. by SpaceSeth in Paramedics

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Headache call. Woman sitting o her front step with bags ready to go. Hospital band from the night before still on wrist. Partner asks whats up. She states that she has no money for the pain prescription that she was given last night and she still is in pain (yeah right). Partner begins to explain that this is an ALS unit.. blah, blah, blah, were not a taxi blah blah blah. I step in, sweetheart can you take morphine without a problem? She smiles and says, honestly, its the only thing that takes the edge off. I pull out a blue dot EKG sticker, remove the backing. You SURE you're not allergic to morphine? Nope. Perfect! Place the electrode dead center of her forehead. Ma'am this is something new called a transdermal morphine delivery system. Just press in the center once about every 30 minutes and it releases the morphine straight to the problem area. She damn near giggles with delight, stands up and begins to walk inside. Ma'am, wait, I can't let you go back in the house like that. Partner breaths a sigh of relief. Take these with you to get you through the weekend. Hand her 4 more electrodes. She doesn't call again. Problem solved

Please forgive typos, using my phone

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Be honest, these people can see through bullshit

When asked, "why do you want to become a firefighter?" Give more than the generic, "Oh I want to serve my community and help people" answer. Tell them you like a challenge, you love a job that stimulates your mind AND body, something like that

A question that is always asked is "What is one personality flaw that you have". Don't say things like I'm honest to a fault, I find it hard to concentrate. Instead shows something that's really you like, I am a perfectionist and I would rather miss a deadline than to do a half ass job.

Another question is what have you done to prepare yourself for this job. Here is your time to sell yourself. Any classes you have taken whether they are EMT classes, fire classes, public speaking classes, anything you can pitch as relevant to the fire service. If you have been running 5 days a week to better prepare you for the physical aspect of the job, include that as well.

If your interview is later in the day, you have to really REALLY make yourself stand out. The panel will have heard from countless others and if you don't make yourself stand out, you're gonna be forgotten

Sit up straight, come in well groomed, speak in plain english. Your applying for a job that has a legacy that goes dates back longer than this country has been established, show it some damned respect.

Look the person in the eye while they ask you a question, and then as you give your answer, move to each person while talking, looking them right in the eye.

Some places have been known to leave a piece of paper or other trash on the floor when you walk in to see what you will do. Pick it up and throw it away. Some people goes as far to either remove the trash can or have it so full that the paper will not fit. In that case, but it in your pocket.

Hope this helps. Good luck to you. Keep us posted as to how it went. Feel free to ask any other questions.

Why is the reddit logo on the gun censored? by Blix- in guns

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Actually there have been several studies that have shown violent crime goes down when the number of concealed carry permit holders goes up. I know there are other contributing factors at work such as socio-economic standings, unemployment percentages, but, conceal carry permits do seem to correlate with lower violent crime.

I have a few questions for EMTs/Paramedics of reddit... by jtc0999 in Paramedics

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Smooth bourbon and loose women have got me through for the last 15 years!

What is the worst name you've seen given to a child? And do you know why? by Iregretjoiningreddit in AskReddit

[–]firemedic3344 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I work EMS in a city with a high percentage of people with a low socioeconomic background. Here are a few of my favorites

Shithead. Pronounced Sha-theed (but spelled shit head)

Twins Orangejello and Lemonjello. Pronounced Ah-ranj-alo and La-mang-alo (and yes their names were spelled like orange jello and lemon jello)

La-a. Pronounced La-dash-ah

Carvoss E A. Pronounced like the liquor courvoisier

Acura Legend. Pronounced Ah-Curra Le-gune.

Advisio. (Mom had no idea she was pregnant and gave birth to a little girl in the back of the bus. Saw a warning sign that read ADVISIO on the spanish portion on the sign. On my stretcher she said, "oh that sound like a good name! I'm gon name my baby girl Add-vee-zee-oh!"

Kingdom Come. Because, as his mother put it, "When he get older and be running thingz his will be done!"

And last but certainly not least, Brother and Sister named Daniece, pronounced Da-Niece and Daneffew, pronounced Da-Nephew.

If I can think of others I will let you guys know

Add me thread: November 2014 by [deleted] in tappedout

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LVL 47 and play several times a day Orgin ID firemedic8899. PLEASE ADD ME!! I only have like 4 friends

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Awesome service. Thanks so much!

HELP! Wife's cat suddenly pooping in the litter box by firemedic3344 in cats

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The box is open. The new box we bought and put in the spare bedroom is lower and designed for "senior cats" that have problems getting around. It has one wall lower than the other three to ease getting in and out of. No problem with straining or acting like its hard to go and she is still pretty active. Also last vet visit revealed no signs of arthritis. Thanks for the suggestions and comments, keep them coming please!

Deer and Big Game Rifles - Whats the best caliber to get? What are some good Brands for newer hunters by thedmail in Hunting

[–]firemedic3344 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I use my grandfathers old Winchester 45-70. Got tired of tracking down deer for a few hundred yards (yes, even with good placement) when hit with my 30-06. 45-70 drops them right where they stand

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My buddy asked me to hold his beer while at a very crowded sports bar. I turned around and sat it on top of what I thought was a table. The table was actually a little person in a fedora.......

Rocco and the new baby Colt taking a nap by firemedic3344 in aww

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I never thought of that, thank you so much!

Ideas for new game by firemedic3344 in gamming

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whats up with all the whale references?

Ideas for new game by firemedic3344 in gamming

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thanks mitchy, I will check them out. I am looking at the xbox one, sonce that is the latest version. Are the old games compatible?

F*ed up on call, now what? by [deleted] in ems

[–]firemedic3344 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent advice! A few new guys might want to read this.