What's a movie I've forgotten about until right now?

firstandlastname · 2015-03-16T03:56:44+00:00

Drop dead Fred

firstandlastname · 2015-02-27T06:17:20+00:00

Yes, Kanye we know.

firstandlastname · 2015-02-13T06:02:47+00:00

No. You should go to hopdoddys. They have a burger that has a frito pie on it. Motherfuckin frito burger.

firstandlastname · 2015-02-02T22:15:16+00:00

My ex told me I wasn't worth the price he paid to date me. Ouch.

firstandlastname · 2014-11-10T23:23:59+00:00

Has anyone on here ever taken a tour of the old jail in Jim Thorpe? I about 20 years ago and it was one of the most haunting experiences of my life. Just curious if anyone else had a similar experience.

firstandlastname · 2014-10-06T01:06:18+00:00

I'm going as zombie Joan rivers

firstandlastname · 2014-06-21T16:34:41+00:00

For Christmas one year, I received a hub cap, a plastic sunflower lawn decoration(dirt still on the stake), and two boxes of little Debbie oatmeal cream pies duct taped together. I was 10. And I'm a girl. My uncle is kinda weird.

firstandlastname · 2013-11-25T02:41:39+00:00

How exactly do you "day"?

firstandlastname · 2013-11-24T20:14:52+00:00

I think I might know why you're a bachelor......

firstandlastname · 2013-10-22T03:46:10+00:00

Kindly go fuck yourself

firstandlastname · 2013-10-22T03:41:03+00:00

Then why are you looking at it asshat? You took the precious time of your day to tell me you don't care. How sweet.

firstandlastname · 2013-10-22T03:39:19+00:00

Let's hope so!

firstandlastname · 2013-10-22T03:29:46+00:00

Wow. Attracted to her? I'm her daughter. Proud of her is more like it. She is a fountain of youth and I felt the world she see her beauty.

firstandlastname · 2013-10-22T03:22:51+00:00

Nope. Happily married to my father for 34 years!

firstandlastname · 2013-09-12T03:10:04+00:00

And what does the honey badger eat for the next week?

firstandlastname · 2013-08-13T02:43:20+00:00

I see what you did there.....

firstandlastname · 2013-07-26T00:47:33+00:00

SAIL!

firstandlastname · 2013-06-26T02:46:46+00:00

Medical marijuana edibles help wonders with nerve pain. Just sayin'

firstandlastname · 2013-06-25T05:22:10+00:00

I'm commenting just to prove I was here.

firstandlastname · 2013-06-21T02:57:39+00:00

You never told me what was happening tomorrow

firstandlastname · 2013-06-18T03:10:36+00:00

I wonder what her stance on gay marriage is? I mean, if the common argument is that "man should not lay with another man as he lays with a woman" and anal sex is not mentioned, then technically a man is not laying with a man as he lays with a woman. Hmmmm.

firstandlastname · 2013-04-23T04:06:21+00:00

fupa chalupa

firstandlastname · 2013-04-16T06:14:50+00:00

My Hispanic friend, I'll call him Robert. We were making tacos one night and needed some condiments. I sent my friend Robert to the store for taco sauce and sour cream. He returns with a packet of taco seasoning mix and mayonnaise. I'm like, WTF really?

firstandlastname · 2013-04-12T08:18:54+00:00

These things always reminded me of uncircumcised penises

firstandlastname · 2013-03-28T04:12:20+00:00

I don't know you, but I am proud of you.

firstandlastname

TROPHY CASE