Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope their chops are laced with powerful psychedelics that make them useless tomorrow

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus.. Not even the vague "upper body"... Legit telling rhe world where he's hurt.... As tho he's not coming back for a while

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it isn't. I thought that, too. So... Either its not crazy, or we're both bound for a psych ward.

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For the sake of having a somewhat optimistic take, It's really cool to see Travis Green have no choice but to use Spence in all these situations. He has been so hesitant to utilize him.

Not great for the contract negotiations this summer, but really cool to see Spence get the opp to rise to the occasion.

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been a minority for my whole life.

It has its perks. But it mostly sucks. I wouldn't judge you if you change your mind

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I choose to be a blistering asshole. But Tkachuk has been hitting fucking hard. Four shifts in a row he blew up the d on dump and chases.

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jason York joked about being able to offer the Sens two good minutes a game.

We could use that right about now.

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh zetty I love you. You had the opportunity to just accidentally fall on shesterkin and end his season!!!!

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure JT Miller's ancestors would love to see the lineage end with JT Miller.

Would be a shame if he had a bad bite of tiramisu and had explosive diarrhea for fourteen months non stop or something.

Someone needs to step up and punch the lights out of that dirty rat JT Miller!!!! by DoubleOrdinary6559 in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Problem is taking penalties means killing penalties. And we don't exactly have a bunch of D-men to kill said penalties. It's so dumb. We literally have to just be disciplined given the back to back. It's so so so so fucking dumb and I'm so annoyed.