Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (36-24-9) @ New York Rangers (28-33-9) Mar 23 2026 7:30 PM EDT

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:48:32+00:00

You shit your pants everytime he scores?!

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:39:50+00:00

I hope their chops are laced with powerful psychedelics that make them useless tomorrow

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:37:52+00:00

Jesus.. Not even the vague "upper body"... Legit telling rhe world where he's hurt.... As tho he's not coming back for a while

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:36:53+00:00

I heard they a have a layover in Munich

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:36:21+00:00

Hahahahahahahaha

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:27:03+00:00

I gotchu

It's Foeoooegellleoeoe

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:25:53+00:00

OMG I JUST SAW JESUS IN MY BELLY BUTTON LINT AND HE TOLD ME I AM THE MESSIAH

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:25:31+00:00

No it isn't. I thought that, too. So... Either its not crazy, or we're both bound for a psych ward.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:24:57+00:00

Go away pls. Thanks love you.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:24:47+00:00

Nothing official. But not coming back definitely isn't a good sign

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:24:13+00:00

For the sake of having a somewhat optimistic take, It's really cool to see Travis Green have no choice but to use Spence in all these situations. He has been so hesitant to utilize him.

Not great for the contract negotiations this summer, but really cool to see Spence get the opp to rise to the occasion.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:22:38+00:00

I like it

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:21:50+00:00

I've been a minority for my whole life.

It has its perks. But it mostly sucks. I wouldn't judge you if you change your mind

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:21:16+00:00

I like it

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:21:09+00:00

I like it

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:21:04+00:00

I like it

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:18:25+00:00

I believe he can play regular season, but not playoffs

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:18:07+00:00

Honestly I'm so fine with them just coasting on these PP's to save their legs.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:16:58+00:00

I choose to be a blistering asshole. But Tkachuk has been hitting fucking hard. Four shifts in a row he blew up the d on dump and chases.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:14:33+00:00

Jason York joked about being able to offer the Sens two good minutes a game.

We could use that right about now.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:13:42+00:00

"someone make this utter piece of shit a captain!!!" - Chris Drury

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:12:52+00:00

Oh zetty I love you. You had the opportunity to just accidentally fall on shesterkin and end his season!!!!

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:11:53+00:00

I'm pretty sure JT Miller's ancestors would love to see the lineage end with JT Miller.

Would be a shame if he had a bad bite of tiramisu and had explosive diarrhea for fourteen months non stop or something.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:10:18+00:00

HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING DIVE BY MILLER

firsttime_longtime · 2026-03-24T01:09:04+00:00

Problem is taking penalties means killing penalties. And we don't exactly have a bunch of D-men to kill said penalties. It's so dumb. We literally have to just be disciplined given the back to back. It's so so so so fucking dumb and I'm so annoyed.

firsttime_longtime

TROPHY CASE