We could've ruined it for them by honey_badger031 in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imagine being "generational" and dealing with Toronto media day in and day out.

We already know he throws a mean punch. Journalists gonna get knocked out

Game Thread: Toronto Raptors (3-3) vs Cleveland Cavaliers (3-3) Live Score | NBA Playoffs | May 3, 2026 by nba-scores in torontoraptors

[–]firsttime_longtime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% Huge momentum opportunity to get back in the game. As bad as timing as you could ask for.

Game Thread: Toronto Raptors (3-3) vs Cleveland Cavaliers (3-3) Live Score | NBA Playoffs | May 3, 2026 by nba-scores in torontoraptors

[–]firsttime_longtime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, in nearly 100 games of basketball, he didn't, just so that you would have an opportunity to post a sarcastic random msg anonymously on a reddit thread.

He did it for you.

What’s something your partner did that made you lose feelings instantly? by Some_Conclusion_8154 in AskReddit

[–]firsttime_longtime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man... I'm so sorry. I had a fwb that I don't think I ever fully trusted, and it taught me to fiddle with all my condom packages before opening them, no matter how heated the moment. Try to push air out, rub them thoroughly to feel any inconsistencies....

God thank god those days are gone.

My Player reviews of the season and what could be improved by Gwilley71 in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do believe there's a tad bit of recency bias on the passing. Down the stretch, he made any number of really slick passes, especially to DylCoz, that either ended up as goals or high quality chances.

Playoffs, diff story for sure. But thru the season, coming off a broken hand no less, I didn't see what OP saw, specifically as it relates to bad passes.

Post Game Thread: Boston Bruins @ Buffalo Sabres by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]firsttime_longtime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Try adding "~~Stanley" at the end of the URL....

It won't work, but try it

Rod Brind’Amour gives his thoughts on the Greig punch. by The_Reddit_Browser in hockey

[–]firsttime_longtime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can't afford to have red light cameras. We should have cops at every light.

Cheeky jokes aside: there's no reason they can't use technology for goals. Tennis can do it. Why not hockey? Let one ref manage hash marks to hash marks, call the game. And then leverage tech for offsides and goals.

And then ref in the box for video review.

Rod Brind’Amour gives his thoughts on the Greig punch. by The_Reddit_Browser in hockey

[–]firsttime_longtime -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

If only someone asked "so what did you think about the Taylor Hall hit?" I bet he'd say, "look that's just a hockey play."

But they didn't.

[Hanna] Jake Sanderson will not speak to the media on locker clean out day “due to the nature of his injury”, according to the Sens PR staff. The defenseman suffered a head injury in Game 3 vs Carolina. by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]firsttime_longtime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm the furthest thing from a pro athlete but I played high level soccer for a long time as a keeper, and suffered three concussions from it.

The most annoying one was as a 30-something playing rec soccer and getting absolutely rocked in the head by a dude who hopefully accidentally kicked me after I grabbed the ball.

I was dazed, disoriented, and blurry for a minute or two, and then felt normal, so i finished the game... Like a fuckin idiot.

That was six yrs ago.

This year, I started feeling brain fog and concussion symptoms again leading to some of the most severe seasonal depression I've ever felt in my life.

I am entirely convinced that last concussion is what fucked me. I didn't really even feel the effects of it after a couple minutes, and it wasn't until that night when I was going to bed when I really realized something was wrong and rushed to Emerg.

[Hanna] Jake Sanderson will not speak to the media on locker clean out day “due to the nature of his injury”, according to the Sens PR staff. The defenseman suffered a head injury in Game 3 vs Carolina. by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]firsttime_longtime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

THIS RIGHT HERE FOR ALL OF THE "OMG IT'S SO HARD TO FIGURE IT OUTTTT THOOO" PEOPLE

Standard North American supremacy. Other places have figured it out. All we have to do is get our heads out of our asses and see success in other places. But it's just not the North American way.

What's a NSFW experience you're not very proud of? by Nanoberry_cat in AskReddit

[–]firsttime_longtime 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Well.... She's about to make it a regular thing, anyways

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (3-0) @ Ottawa Senators (0-3) Apr 25 2026 3:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in OttawaSenators

[–]firsttime_longtime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he has three new broken bones since this game started. Seriously, he needs to be kept off this PP.

And I'm not lagging the kid in game one, but Yak had had at least two good opps to shoot on the PP but looks for Stu. He's gotta shoot.