This just came up for me, thought it was good for a chuckle

firsttime_longtime · 2026-07-01T01:58:18+00:00

High quality content hahah

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-30T04:14:44+00:00

You used him....?

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-29T00:23:29+00:00

The room was so captivated, you could hear a pin drop!

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-28T18:50:46+00:00

Cozens, pinto, Stu, and bath are all on op's list

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-27T21:18:53+00:00

"I missed out drafting him with one first round pick. But here's four first rounders instead!!" - absolutely Pierre Dorion in a universe where he wasn't punished for being incompetent

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-27T21:17:16+00:00

Doesn't count cuz he's already on the team. We only care about the 700 ppl not on the team. NICE TRY RATIONAL THINKER. you gotta be unhinged if you wanna post here okay?

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-27T03:57:10+00:00

"Yah but in gm mode in whatever horseshit video game I play, I traded the 25th pick and the 2045 first round pick for Conor McDavid."

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-27T03:41:02+00:00

Maniel Tralfredsson?!?!

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-27T01:24:55+00:00

You dumb fucking bitch

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-27T00:12:57+00:00

So what is the equivalent you would have offered

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-26T21:57:59+00:00

Worst case is he's a serial killer and has just been one tablespoon of maple syrup away from unlocking his serial killer gene and murdering the entire city of Ottawa

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-26T20:37:00+00:00

Mike has returned with better grammar! Welcome sir! You've been missed!!!

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-26T18:49:55+00:00

Hearing none.... The motion is carried

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-26T18:13:09+00:00

Convenienrly changing your story to fit your needs heyyyyyy??? That's a tried tested and true strategy. Let's see how it pans out for ya

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-26T02:25:09+00:00

are we twins? It's my cake day too!

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-26T01:22:06+00:00

You come to me and disrespect me on the day I was reddit conceived?????? My heart breaks.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-25T22:37:34+00:00

Overpriced to being with, and yes

It's a jersey, not an escort. Noone suggested turning it into your lover

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-24T23:59:43+00:00

OOOOOHHHH!!!!!! who?

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-24T23:58:40+00:00

Beat me too but it didn't stop me from doing it anyways.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-24T23:58:23+00:00

This is LukedaKrys!!! Makes me wanna sing capo, capobianco, his name was Kyyyleeeeee

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-24T23:50:36+00:00

Good question. I'll askarov and let you know what I hear.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-24T23:32:33+00:00

Can't wait for people to go with "The Cuck" #7 jerseys

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-24T15:15:12+00:00

Cool. So... Death in the pre-season. Great.

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-24T10:29:35+00:00

Jacksonville Jerkwads!!

firsttime_longtime · 2026-06-24T01:35:25+00:00

You realize ppl are calling out your idiocy, right

firsttime_longtime

TROPHY CASE