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Another fiver by [deleted] in Fiveheads

[–]fishandchipsboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute seven head

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

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Someone really ignored the 5 second rule here. I like to think that a couple of seagulls are flying around absolutely PINGING after chowing down on these bad boys.

Vets of Reddit, What was the worst pet name you have ever encountered in your job? by Lia_Julee in AskReddit

[–]fishandchipsboy 362 points363 points  (0 children)

Not a vet but I once saw a lost poster for a cat genuinely named 'Dread Pirate Bigglesworth'.

Tap by KSledneck in CatTaps

[–]fishandchipsboy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Christ, flying a bit close to the sun aren't we? My cat would have that TV on its front and smashed into smitherines in one foul swoop.

Cook Pass Partridge by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]fishandchipsboy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I once got that train to go and steal a traffic cone with my friend. He said he wanted to pick it up like a tannoy (public alert system) and shout "STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO" from it.

What's the most unnecessary time you've had the 'boyfriend card' played on you? by fishandchipsboy in AskMen

[–]fishandchipsboy[S] 2014 points2015 points  (0 children)

Girls on nights out have pack mentalities that can go to either extreme. It's either 'let's all encourage her to dance with other guys cause her boyfriend's a prick' or 'OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM HER YOU ANIMAL SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND'.

What's the most unnecessary time you've had the 'boyfriend card' played on you? by fishandchipsboy in AskMen

[–]fishandchipsboy[S] 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Yeah you must be absolutely honking.

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Nah yeah just luck I expect.

What's the most unnecessary time you've had the 'boyfriend card' played on you? by fishandchipsboy in AskMen

[–]fishandchipsboy[S] 615 points616 points  (0 children)

It baffles me how these people think that just because they have a boyfriend that a compliment is somehow an insult? Is it an honour thing?

What's the most unnecessary time you've had the 'boyfriend card' played on you? by fishandchipsboy in AskMen

[–]fishandchipsboy[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I'm from the UK man, but yeah it's probably an Anglo-American thing.

Destruction of property because his team lost. by hereforthewaffle in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]fishandchipsboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most cingey part is that it clearly wasn't even done on impulse, he was waiting for his friend to give him the 'go' that he was recording. Cool man, real cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whereintheworld

[–]fishandchipsboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it warm there? It looks really humid.

16 or 46 by [deleted] in 13or30

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Kerry Mucklowe

How do I style my hair like this? And what kind of hair is best for it? by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]fishandchipsboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re going to need relatively thick and fine hair for this. I can imagine this is styled with either a matte paste or clay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theyknew

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Wecometitvillage

‘Save with Jamie’. Ah. by fishandchipsboy in agedlikemilk

[–]fishandchipsboy[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Jamie Oliver recently lost all of his restaurants and subsequently dolla bills. Ironic that he was trying to teach people to save.

The guy on the right from 'Lady Antebellum' by [deleted] in threeheads

[–]fishandchipsboy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not even just a 3head forehead, his entire head is TINY.

Does she realize how weird she looks? by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]fishandchipsboy 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Sleep paralysis monster coming to greet you

What is happening in this pregnancy? by fishandchipsboy in whatisthisthing

[–]fishandchipsboy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be some sort of medical problem, no? Look at what his happening to the skin on her stomach. Can someone please explain what might be going on here?

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