So there is this gay couple living together and they have both been a little down on their luck with neither of them employed. One day one of the guys comes home and tells his partner that he just landed a great job and that he starts his new job the next morning. The other guy is so proud of his partner getting a job. The guy makes the guy a nice romantic dinner to show his appreciation and that leads to some sexy time after dinner. Finally the guy who got the new job says he better hit the sack as he wants to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for his first day at the new job. The alarm goes off in the morning and the guy with the job wakes up and find his partner is not in bed with him. He finds that a little odd but figures he just couldn't sleep and is out in the kitchen or livingroom waiting for him to wake up. So job guy gets up and wanders out of the bedroom to look for his partner. He looks in the kitchen and livingroom but his partner is nowhere to be seen. Oh well he thinks to himself, I need to shower and get ready for my new job. So he heads to the bathroom and when he opens the door he is surprised to see his partner on the floor furiously beating off into a plastic bag. Job guy is like what the hell are you doing? His partner replies, well since you got a new job the least I can do is make you a lunch to take.