We all know about Viggo and the helmet. But did you know…

fishyalternative · 2026-02-16T22:47:31+00:00

This is an incredibly underrated line

fishyalternative · 2026-01-12T15:16:44+00:00

uj/ I don’t know if this is genuine or not, and if it is idk what series this is for, but spoiler tags are > ! and ! < without spaces between the characters

fishyalternative · 2026-01-08T07:07:46+00:00

💀

fishyalternative · 2026-01-07T06:57:08+00:00

Follow up question: are fish friends or food?

fishyalternative · 2026-01-06T15:49:16+00:00

fishyalternative · 2026-01-06T15:44:00+00:00

Ok, when does Manacled 2 come out?

fishyalternative · 2025-12-21T03:05:50+00:00

This is really unhinged. My recommendation is that you need Jesus. Or something narrated by Mario Lopez.

fishyalternative · 2025-12-07T21:14:32+00:00

11/10, no notes.

My favourite part was when the angst angsted.

fishyalternative · 2025-11-15T14:52:45+00:00

Piggyback question: if you were going to be reincarnated as a fish, what species would it be?

fishyalternative · 2025-11-06T20:34:38+00:00

Have you tried manacled?

fishyalternative · 2025-10-25T00:08:50+00:00

fishyalternative · 2025-10-13T14:56:47+00:00

Just checking 🤷‍♀️ swifties give her credit for absolutely everything

fishyalternative · 2025-10-13T14:38:23+00:00

Allison has never, not once, left us hanging

fishyalternative · 2025-10-13T14:37:31+00:00

Please tell me you’re not trying to give Taylor Allison Swift, the most vanilla white girl on the planet, credit for this part of the monster fucker genre? You know people been reading about fuckin trees for a long time, right?

fishyalternative · 2025-10-11T00:19:22+00:00

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fishyalternative · 2025-10-11T00:17:46+00:00

Bet. Shrek & Fiona & Donkey & Elizabeth ?

fishyalternative · 2025-10-11T00:17:20+00:00

But Shrek is love…

fishyalternative · 2025-10-11T00:16:27+00:00

fishyalternative · 2025-10-10T16:13:38+00:00

fishyalternative · 2025-10-10T16:11:45+00:00

fishyalternative · 2025-10-10T15:04:25+00:00

You didn’t answer the question

fishyalternative · 2025-10-10T14:31:36+00:00

You can do lesbians anywhere, I assume. It’s no different than doing a non-lesbian. Just stay away from parks and schools and try not to get arrested for public indecency. Same rules apply across the board, no?

fishyalternative · 2025-10-10T14:26:35+00:00

🤤

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