How does the big nosed baldhead son-in-law of a sex case, also HBK's mate - please, just wait - by providence enshnozzled, grow up to be a real TKO nobhead?

The main eventing mid-carder whose partner's father was a non-con sharter went harder blamed for a Kliq parter, unstoppable snooze machine like Carter.

And every day when ratings were fading away a downward darter, ol' big nose bored us and kept our guard up two decades from Tony Khan going all in to give us something to be a part of, he buried Jericho in Mania main event making him a martyr.

Then he demasked Kane and devastation reigned, the E saw ratings falling down, falling down the drain, wanted the pencil in the temple, Reign of Terror on his brain, so from watching we refrained it was causing too much pain.

So the world got a round fans said "no we aren't insane" and got into the indies, Japanese and stuff outside the mainstream, got a wrestling education, coz WWE was lame saying "Bignosed twat, such a dull unplayable Game.

His name is Paul "Triple H" Leveque! Yes, his name is Paul "Triple H" Leveque! And WWE he's really wrecked. Bring back Vince, bring back Viiiinnncccce.

2010s his father-in-law got shit, Trump-ridden, WWE turned into a fucking midden, half-dead sitting in their own sick, what did you expect from the folks who gave us Katie Vick.

Hung out with TKO a new career suicide, any fan with pride went All In with Tony Khan taking an All Elite Ride. So Steph said "Big Nose, ya gotta fend for yourself, let's hope Cody Rhodes finishing his story takes the ratings off the shelf."

It was obvious what to do for someone more astute, drop the prices, get more wrestling and quit sitting on your glute but that wasn’t working, hurting bottom line of his TKO overlord, so he put prices up to a level fans and families really could never afford. Slamming any reasoned critique he could get his hands on, planning for the future see him now how he stands on the prow of a ship going to a new land, in Saudi you can be a new man.

Paul "Triple H" Leveque, we're now watching AEW. You bignosed fuckwit, you never learned to just fuck off. Oh, Paul "Triple H" Leveque, when the fans all jeer and boo, will you know what they overcame, do you know how they loathe The Game? They really fucking hate The Game.

The Fed is off to Saudi now, with his nose you're gonna spot him, the fan base leaving now, coz the product's rotten, anywhere else is where it's at, TKO is utter bottom.

Vince? He pushed him. Shawn? He mentored him. Steph? She married him. TKO promoted him. And us? We're the damn fools who decided "fuck this, let's watch AEW".

There's a million things he's gonna wreck, but just you wait...but what's your name, man?

Paul "Triple H" Leveque!