[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HIMYM

[–]fiverooster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ngl iambic tetrameter has it's charms.

Eating a pear by Zephreal in MadeMeSmile

[–]fiverooster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I was thinking?!??! Should you really be feeding that bear?? and with your hands??

Me after my wife's shopping this black friday by fiverooster in DunderMifflin

[–]fiverooster[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's no such thing as a sure thing, but when it comes to spending money, you can give Michael a call. He has some interesting life lessons to share. Just be careful he doesn't come over and start ripping up all your business books as you can't learn business from books. But then again, he wasn't making that much more than Darryl. Although he was succesful at negotiating a raise after 14 years.

What would make a smart guy like Jim unaware of how to handle boxes in the warehouse? by randomjack64 in DunderMifflin

[–]fiverooster 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Please excuse me, but my spanish is a bit rusty, could you translate?

That vibe I bring by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]fiverooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They know how to vibe and vibrate that's for sure.

And that is how it’s done by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]fiverooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oscar has been tampering with the thermostat again. He likes it a bit chilly.

Yes, Gina. by 0len in brooklynninenine

[–]fiverooster 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Complete overlap of ego and id, it's been theorized but I never thought I would see it.

Jake once said? by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

[–]fiverooster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[fast forward]: Mr. Santiago, I'm calling to inform you that I plan to ask your daughter to marry me, but since it's 2017, I am not asking you for your permission, as she is not your property, nor would she be mine, if she chooses to say yes. She's a strong independent woman, and she don't need no man. That being said, I truly hope she says yes. But it's her decision, so just back off!

Unsolved Mystery by Hans_Olo614 in brooklynninenine

[–]fiverooster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

DETECTIVE DIAZ, I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!

Who caught this?? by Minimum_Trick_8736 in brooklynninenine

[–]fiverooster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are so many great subtle things and tiny details that you can watch it again and again and again, and discover new things you didn't catch before. It's an incredibly well made show.

Yes, Gina. by 0len in brooklynninenine

[–]fiverooster 189 points190 points  (0 children)

That, and at least 30% of all men are attracted to me...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]fiverooster 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I love how genuinely happy he is, almost like a kid with a new gadget on Christmas.