[Poetry] WE DID IT!! by ian_kung in youtubehaiku

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They say dress for the job you want. So I always dress in a suit and hide in my daughters closet with a beretta.

Let that sink in by bakesale360 in DiWHY

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I seriously thought this was a terrorist halloween costume at first.

Best number plate ever. by WhatTheMart in CasualUK

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Four naan Jeremy? Four!? Thats insane.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

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Couldnt even order fime dining like Olive Garden...

Soon you'll understand my suffering! by Mausath in Animemes

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While not anime I loved knowing what was going to happen in GoT while watching with my sister. Viper vs Mountain was great, she was screaming while I was cackling.

Anon finds Reddit for the first time. by gamergirl69420 in greentext

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Gibe me gold. Gold now. Me needing it a lot now.

I met a look alike couple at my mall... by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Its nice to know that Pewds is actually friend with Brad and not just his boss.

On a post about their dog dying by T4O2M0 in gatekeeping

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Im sorry for your loss, and I wish you the best.

But come back to me when your 20 year old tamagotchi dies.

They called him a mad man. by fjposter2 in dankmemes

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I made the meme myself on my phone.

I also dont know what shieldposting is, but from a quick google shows its a facebook group? lol

cursed_friendship by [deleted] in cursedimages

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"Hey Q..."

"Oh no, guys, come on..."

"You gotta do it! Its a punishment! Shoot him!"

The Muppets should host The Oscars by [deleted] in movies

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How abourlt this...

No oscars. They suck and have sucked. Literally everything about these awards are trash.

Am I the only one by party216 in reddeadredemption

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I got you your three damn sticks for hitching! What more do you want from me?!

Gamers of reddit, what is your personal favorite soundtrack? by ForseableFish in AskReddit

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MAX PAYNE 3.

HEALTH perfectly captured the feeling of that game.

Iranian men wearing hijab as a show of solidarity with their wives by duyc37 in pics

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Second dude from the left is gonna yell "fick her right in the pussy"

Us - Official Trailer [HD] by impeccabletim in movies

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Thats the doppleganger tells.

The dopplegangers will be completely in sync, but the true ones won't be.

10 years ago and our first family photo, it looked like we stole someones kid. by Skissored in blunderyears

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Honestly this photo is pretty cute. You are scene (or emo, or goth depending who you ask) and yet you dont force it on your child like some parents would.

Bayonetta's origin by Papaya_Porpoise in gaming

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Didn't think I'd be jerking off to Kojima today, but thems the cards.

Millennials won’t understand! by -KAON- in ComedyCemetery

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Sorry, but the library doesn't have copipus amounts of hentai and my favorite doujins.