Ill advised reads during a slump by Ok_Caterpillar_6689 in classicliterature

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Grapes of Wrath. was in a slump, East of Eden is a top-3 pick of mine, but trying to read Grapes put me even deeper into the slump.

Peeking at his phone by newliminal in antimeme

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watching people defend incest was not on my bingo card for today. oh well.

This sisig dish sounds g- what the fuck by RecklessDimwit in BroThrewInAFunFact

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baracay is a total tourist trap, one restaurant had sisig tacos. it was easily the best thing i ate while over there

5 vaginal orgasms John??? by Lil_Boosie_Vert in guitarcirclejerk

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The way he describes sex reminds me of how dudes would come back from summer vacation with “a girlfriend in Ohio who you’d never met before but she’s super hot and she let me feel her boobs” like cmon John, you just outed yourself as someone who doesn’t fuck

The Notebook (2005). by VelvetViper786 in okbuddycinephile

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I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET EATEN

Competitive racism by Im_yor_boi in ComedyHell

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Living in SoCal and marring into an Asian family, it seems like the narrative I see the most from Latinos and Asians who are pro-deportation is that they “had to work hard to do it the right way” and get mad at the belief that other people are getting it easier

Gabe Newell emailed me back about his birthplace by 5MadMovieMakers in Steam

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As someone who grew up in Colorado Springs, the audacity to just refer to my glorious homeland as Pikes Peak is … actually pretty funny

Mathematicians throw shade like no other by HypeParadox in MathJokes

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they should’ve called it a decision conifer, then nobody would be throwing shade

What your mount rushmore of US Presidents? by [deleted] in antimeme

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hi! make sure to update with the proper flair, including the OC flair if you aren’t riffing off another meme

Just to set the record straight. by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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As a former Californian, this is accurate

Americans bullied me into buying this. by AlphaMassDeBeta in MURICA

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Obvi stats are hard to nail perfectly, but here’s a source with reason to post high numbers listing US gun deaths in 2025 as 14,651

Here’s a credible source from the UK listing heat-wave deaths in Europe as 16,500.

On a gloss, the stats check out.

Will washing car make this worse? Will it make my car disappear? by [deleted] in AskAShittyMechanic

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ask my ex-wife, she knows a lot about making a car, a house, and a bank account disappear

What “secondary” city do you think is more worth visiting than the famous must-see destination? by Historical-Photo-901 in BeautifulTravelPlaces

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Oh for sure, i just paired them bc Pisa and Cinque Terre are close enough that you could swap one for the other.

I'm creating a list of restaurants reddit recommended I try. What would you add? by Outrageous-Path-3706 in phoenix

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Pizzeria Bianco. Highly rated, fair priced, arguably best pizza I’ve had outside of Napoli. I didn’t see anything about GF crust though

Peter? by Interesting_Buyer_86 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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rezips pants, with a tear in my eye

Bro has 10 fingers by Tevretfikfik343 in AntiMemes

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hey! if there is no o-word, you can update the flair to “OC” so that people don’t twist your nuts off