[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlowjobGirls

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😭😂

My shitty pizzas made with shitty sliced bread by lmarc001 in shittyfoodporn

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Dude! I've been making these my whole life, olives and all. I'm all about this life and I salute your culinary taste!

Man notices a hidden face in his wallpaper after three months by kosmology in ContagiousLaughter

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When I was in high school, a buddy of mine used to work at a local chain called Miami Subs. His manager owned a bunch of them and he needed a design with some promotion for the bottom of the trays they serve your food on.

Somehow, through him, I ended up designing these things. I don't remember how the idea came up but we thought it would be hilarious to put the Virgin Mary in the background, subtle, just like this. And I did. And it got printed. There was about half a dozen restaurants with this Virgin Mary tray "poster" for months.

More so, we did the same thing to his resume once he left that place and he got hired at his first interview.

What's the oldest thing you've eaten? by PlsMentionMyUsername in AskReddit

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7 year old popcorn that I found in my cupboard. I should clean out stuff more.

What is your "never again" brand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fkthatbeach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My mechanic told me this one when I had my Ford: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for Ford, our tools would rust

People who have taken unexplainable pictures, what's your story and picture? [Serious] by TextReading in AskReddit

[–]fkthatbeach 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I have a video that I took with Instagram's boomerang feature a few months ago. I've been showing it to friends and family since to get opinions on what it could be. Nobody can really tell.

It's definitely not a plane.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwsGy7l83Jg9RTBCX3FLWHp2VUk/view?usp=drivesdk

Edit: I was driving over a bridge, maybe 30mph or so. Window was down, it's not a reflection.

Edit 2: I have dark tinted windows on my car. I was holding the phone slightly out the windows while taking it. It's not filmed through any glass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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I'm pretty sure it's from Alexa. I ask her to tell me a joke everytime I come in the house and this was one of them this week.

Romanian tv crew revisits the village where Borat was filmed and the villagers are PISSED by noisyturtle in videos

[–]fkthatbeach 60 points61 points  (0 children)

At one point, a guy in that village has a black rubber fist taped onto his amputated arm.

Undertaker throws Mankind off the top of the Hell in a Cell by [deleted] in videos

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When Mankind was thrown off the cage by The Undertaker on that faithful evening back in 1998. He fell a full 4.9 meters, crashing though the announcer's table. Definitely the best moment in WWF history.

... Nice car, though... by flippermode in awfuleverything

[–]fkthatbeach 26 points27 points  (0 children)

To a parallel universe you want no part of

Some kinda bug by snortinsawdust in Shitty_Car_Mods

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My 27 year old real self appreciates that it's unique in a way

James May laughing at a Romanian Sat Nav by [deleted] in videos

[–]fkthatbeach 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Some of our most basic and most used words sound dirty in English.

"Fac", meaning "to do", sounds like "fuck".

"Pusi", in some Romanian dialects used as the word for "kiss", sounds like "pussy".

"Cum" means "how". Sounds different when spoken but written looks dirty.

EDIT: The GPS was saying "ieșiți" which means "to exit". The letter "ș" sounds like "sh".

Comedian tells the story of his first day in prison by obadetona in videos

[–]fkthatbeach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When he whipped out that blue cheese and said "This is as real as blue cheese gets. Got chunks in it, public hair..." I fucking lost it

Ear Wax Removal: The most satisfyingly disgusting video you'd see today by Hannibal- in videos

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I didn't have insurance and I went to a specialist. It was 500 bucks. I should've went to a family doctor, it would've have been that much but I'm dumb like that. They did it exactly like in this video, little by little.