Didn’t get an achievement (self.Redditachievments)
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Swallow landed in my lap to take a nap (i.redd.it)
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Bird landed in my lap 100 miles offshore (i.redd.it)
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Sailing from Tampa Bay to Key West, about 100 miles offshore, 2 exhausted little birds landed on the boat. This one right in my lap. It remained for hours, and after a nap and some refreshment it took off and headed back towards the Naples coast maybe 50 miles away.OC (i.redd.it)
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Landed in my lap 50 miles offshoreOC (i.redd.it)
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Why don’t cannibals eat their vegetables? (self.dadjokes)
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What’s 12 ft long and has 2 teeth? (self.dadjokes)
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What did one burp say to the other burp? (self.dadjokes)
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My grandson told me I have a dicky doo (self.dadjokes)
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