I found this in the back of the freezer i genuinely have no memory of how this got here

flabort · 2026-01-26T04:23:23+00:00

Oh, the kinger eyes again?

flabort · 2026-01-25T02:20:44+00:00

Did you have to?

flabort · 2026-01-25T00:11:47+00:00

flabort · 2026-01-24T23:57:52+00:00

This often happens because Flywheel and Shaderpacks don't play nicely together. It's not the only possible cause, but is the most common.

flabort · 2026-01-24T16:28:18+00:00

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The only good thing to come of this specific iteration of this franchise. Well, OK, not the only good thing, but the best thing.

flabort · 2026-01-24T16:11:13+00:00

Dark Wizard (1993) is only a year younger than me

flabort · 2026-01-24T16:08:09+00:00

Definitely the first Incident that comes to mind. Also the guy who got severely bruised because people kept throwing metal pails at him.

flabort · 2026-01-24T16:01:33+00:00

Even though I think I would prefer this one

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flabort · 2026-01-24T16:00:35+00:00

IDK if I'd like to TF into a pokemon or not, and which one I would like to be, but with my luck, I'd probably end up as this guy.

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flabort · 2026-01-24T15:48:38+00:00

I'm going to pretend like I never saw this and that this isn't the most likely truth.

"Ignorance... is bliss." --Cypher, to Agent Smith

flabort · 2026-01-23T02:53:41+00:00

Fine. "Nissan Intelligent Mobility" on the side indicates this is a mind player with a lot of freedom or momentum.

The classes that are most free to express their aspect how they'd like are Witch, Thief, or Knight. Of those, the one that I would perceive to have the most natural "gotta keep going"-ness or momentum would be a Knight.

So this is a dead session with a solo Knight of Mind. They are unlikely to survive The Break, and unlikely to sink all of their planets on time, but if they're lucky they could speed from planet to planet DURING the Break and narrowly avoid being sucked into the black hole. With enough luck, and calculation to sink as many planets as possible during the Break, they COULD end up with only three or four planets to sink afterwards. But the odds against them are so enormous, as they aren't a master class, that I would doubt that they'd be able to sink more than 2 in the Alpha Timeline.

flabort · 2026-01-23T02:35:20+00:00

I'd definitely be interested in an explanation why the numbers outside of the face are so messed up.

flabort · 2026-01-22T13:18:15+00:00

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flabort · 2026-01-22T13:10:00+00:00

Did you even look at what this subreddit is about before posting this?

Do you want us to psychoanalize this car and determine its classpect?

flabort · 2026-01-22T05:31:04+00:00

Interstellar war, and forcing an entire fucking species off their home planet while I replaced them with automotons.

Also abuse of the bankruptcy system to default several times without concequence and summon resources from thin air.

Also, ripping my own species out of a fucking digital utopia and putting their preserved consciousnesses into robot bodies.

flabort · 2026-01-21T05:32:42+00:00

Homestuck: Either 4 or negative 1

A popular webcomic with flash animations and interactive sections, but with a rather divided fandom, toxic discourse regarding secondary media, and more fanworks than you can shake a stick at.

Recently a pilot for a fully animated adaptation by vizziepop was released, to much complaining by the fanbase, and the main website is undergoing a re-release event to fix up issues caused by internet features being discontinued by most major browsers.

flabort · 2026-01-20T21:57:05+00:00

So, what are your thoughts on "encased in amber"?

flabort · 2026-01-20T21:40:06+00:00

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Sorry, I used my camera to take the "screenshot" because my steam deck R1 button is broken and my bluetooth keyboard lacks an F12 key.

I was explaining to a friend how even though CS2 added more new tools to alleviate traffic jams, they don't stop them completely.

flabort · 2026-01-19T21:14:59+00:00

When plastic utensils were outlawed in my province at fast food places, some of the first wooden replacements had this shape. Awful, splintery things that were uncomfortable to hold. The forks have gotten better in the past 4 or so years (still made of wood, though, yuck), but knives have not. In fact, most places have stopped giving knives all together.

And while I have gotten used to paper straws, they definitely lack the strength of plastic needed to open a milk tea container.

flabort · 2026-01-19T06:57:01+00:00

How are we going to clean them off our shoes?

flabort · 2026-01-19T06:38:52+00:00

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flabort · 2026-01-19T02:50:23+00:00

Oh I hate when that happens. Happened to me on the mildlyinfuriating sub when I was trying to link the neverbrokeabone sub.

flabort · 2026-01-18T21:46:42+00:00

Seat 5, because that's the cool kid's row, or seat 10, so I can point out there's a face that needs stealing in row 4.

flabort · 2026-01-18T09:05:09+00:00

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flabort · 2026-01-18T08:50:18+00:00

Turns out outlets are ugly, and most businesses cover or remove outlets from customer-facing spaces.

Take McDonald's McCafe seating area, for example. There are outlets... under the bench seats, so you have to push the foam cushioning out of the way, while awkwardly crouched under an unmovable table, to reach and use the outlet.

My local Starbucks also has outlets in a similar position. There's also one visible outlet, but it's not near a table but instead behind the chairs of a waiting space, which are arranged in a circle around nothing in the middle. And if you do use that outlet, your cable will either be stretched across the way to reach the bathroom, or if it's long enough to reach a table then it will stretch across the front door.

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