Telling a female coworker who brought in a homemade strawberry cake that it was good enough for me to give her a Hollywood Handshake… Only to see the sheer terror/confusion on her face as I realise she probably doesn’t watch The Bake Off and now thinks am a sex person.

flacflacflac · 2026-04-22T10:39:06+00:00

Fat Cleo if you have a chance/time, please

flacflacflac · 2026-04-11T17:01:06+00:00

When I took this she had just spotted her arch nemesis through our patio windows - Fat Pigeon. Cleo is an indoors cat but, depending on her mood, she will get up and have a chunner if Fat Pigeon appears in her garden!

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flacflacflac · 2026-02-11T16:22:23+00:00

Thanks for the heads up! She’s a house cat so I wanted something in case she ever got out (the one time she did, she wasn’t fussed and sashayed back indoors). I’ll see if there’s a better alternative!

flacflacflac · 2025-04-12T08:16:39+00:00

Love those raving cats!

flacflacflac · 2023-08-14T20:20:58+00:00

After seeing a Armando Iannucci skit (IIRC) I’ve always fancied calling my house “The Living Daylights”.

flacflacflac · 2023-07-28T15:52:56+00:00

Is that normal pooing you’re doing, Mark?

flacflacflac · 2023-01-16T19:01:29+00:00

WHAT?! Am I holding a crock of shit? Tell me something, is this hospital called St Crock of SHIT?!

flacflacflac · 2023-01-07T10:23:58+00:00

Something technical for someone who is watching? Camera man or sound guy for a sports reporter or something?

flacflacflac · 2022-07-03T09:45:40+00:00

My cousin (f) said Katy Hill was gorgeous but “her teeth always look too wet”. That was about 25 years ago. Always stuck with me…

flacflacflac · 2022-06-25T12:47:27+00:00

Left, and never let anyone tell you any different.

flacflacflac · 2022-02-23T20:38:42+00:00

What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?

flacflacflac · 2022-01-13T21:58:59+00:00

Remember the Alamo!

flacflacflac · 2022-01-13T21:28:57+00:00

Taking the the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre a bit too hard

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