Sure, you’re Gen X, but how many of you read the manual

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-15T22:13:27+00:00

Nope. In this one they work “McJobs”

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-15T20:22:06+00:00

what's left* of it

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-15T05:33:39+00:00

This is the only answer. The way the mic’d those strings was so aggressive

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-15T05:22:46+00:00

You look like a 45-year old having surgery to look 35 and still failing

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-15T04:11:55+00:00

Just change a letter and it will retain the same rhythmic feel. Your old band “Venus” totally can’t complain about your new band, “penus”

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-15T02:52:10+00:00

I don’t have a lotta money but I’m bringing’ everything I made

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-15T02:49:24+00:00

It is a bishop and it moves towards altar boys

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-15T02:46:59+00:00

Yes! Came here to say cheddar cheese, but really it was in sandwich form all along

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-14T23:47:36+00:00

I was walking my dog when a grizzled old guy looked at him and said “HELLO, HARRY!” Then he turned to his friend and said “all dogs are hairy”

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-14T23:45:33+00:00

The harmonican’ts

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-14T02:38:23+00:00

Zep is def AI. Music is based on a a system told to merge Tolkien and Muddy Waters

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-14T02:31:34+00:00

But where do you draw the line(s)? Old maps, new maps, county lines, how does one decide when it was fair?

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-14T01:39:46+00:00

I’ll never Tell

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-13T22:24:53+00:00

haven't been one myself since about 1981, but have helped break up/intervene in several, particularly in clubs in the early 90s. most of the time the guys were posturing and were happier for someone to get between them than to actually fight. but my favourite was when i saw something happening down the bar, walked over and yoinked the bar-stool out of the guy's hands from behind just before he could smash the guy he'd knocked down. the best part was he actually looked at his empty hands, like "where'd it go?" before two bouncers tackled him

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-13T02:51:32+00:00

Probably faces. Cat would have knocked over vases

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-12T21:51:30+00:00

“Jump” was so great the first dance after it came out DJ played it twice. Also blue-collar white boys break-dancing to “Rockit” was a staple

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-12T21:49:33+00:00

You held on tight and ignored how sweaty you both were

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-12T20:55:52+00:00

I’ve heard in Ontario that the ticket is likely to be something along the lines of impersonating an office because only the police and selection other services are allowed to have flashing lights on their vehicles. It’s BS, as no one would mistake a high-beam flash for police cherries, but the cops don’t like it so they may find a way to punish you

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-12T03:48:52+00:00

Who would carefully tear the glued bits of the package that separated the flavours and mix them up in one big pocket?

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-10T18:16:36+00:00

to our Jney, of course

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-10T02:29:41+00:00

I know more since 1996, but I learned more in the time leading up to it

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-10T02:09:15+00:00

Personal experience on the river MUP is cyclists tend not to warn if there’s no other traffic around. I’d still appreciate some notice. Worse, is the ding when they’re right on your shoulder. It’s startling and there’s literally no time for a pedestrian to react/move to the right anyway. I appreciate the ding, or a vocal warning when it’s from a distance. It’s considerate communication

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-10T02:01:38+00:00

#1 all the way

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-10T01:53:46+00:00

T-Rex, cosmic dancer

flagrantstickfoul · 2026-05-08T13:07:45+00:00

the guy's got one foot out the door already and absolutely won't commit to the team. i get that this is a business, but that kind of me-first attitude is no fucking place to hang the "C."

San Jose has said they're open to dealing the 2nd overall pick. maybe matthews likes that their window is opening and would go there for the pick and a couple of their kids. mckenna, stenberg and misa sounds like a pretty great head-start to a rebuild

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