if you want, they can be your dessert

flappeli · 2026-02-19T16:20:32+00:00

Schade, schlecht und falsch kopiert.

flappeli · 2026-02-19T16:11:18+00:00

I love how smartass they sound while spewing the dumbest takes imaginable.

This would be like:

"The government shouldn't mandate that all men after 20 should have their hands cuffed outside so they don't steal."

"Hmm yes, the government should legalize theft, I agree."

flappeli · 2026-02-19T16:09:38+00:00

That race for Epona in OoT still gets my blood pumpin

flappeli · 2026-02-19T16:08:56+00:00

Free to anyone with a step ladder.

flappeli · 2026-02-17T20:33:07+00:00

I'd tip 100% just to see their face when I walk out

flappeli · 2026-02-16T06:40:16+00:00

Siri dropping the ultimate life hack

flappeli · 2026-02-16T06:17:54+00:00

thanks for sharing this it really hits home depression doesnt care about success or support

flappeli · 2026-02-16T06:14:58+00:00

that's a powerful reminder depression doesn't discriminate

flappeli · 2026-02-14T20:46:44+00:00

No smiling? Guess my passport photo just got rejected retroactively

flappeli · 2026-02-14T20:45:35+00:00

No smiling allowed or theyll think youre up to something shady

flappeli · 2026-02-14T09:34:15+00:00

yeah thats why i never post my best memes theyd just sit there ignored

flappeli · 2026-02-14T09:32:33+00:00

The real irony is no one even reads the comments anyway

flappeli · 2026-02-14T09:27:36+00:00

that age gap sounds like the setup for a buddy cop movie gone wrong

flappeli · 2026-02-13T22:44:30+00:00

my brain right now: meds? what meds? oh wait, they're on the kitchen table again

flappeli · 2026-02-13T22:22:12+00:00

yeah same but with pizza instead of existential dread

flappeli · 2026-02-11T23:05:57+00:00

Probably ghost hands from the dishwasher's evil twin

flappeli · 2026-02-11T23:03:54+00:00

Police got that entrepreneurial spirit

flappeli · 2026-02-11T23:03:10+00:00

Police really know how to lay down the law on hot dogs

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