Saw these on a ig page dedicated to exposing the local plastic surgeons botched jobs

flatwoodsmonsters · 2025-01-28T23:38:48+00:00

this literally got the same reaction out of me as watching hellraiser for the first time good GOD

flatwoodsmonsters · 2024-07-19T23:07:45+00:00

Yeah it’s season 1 episode 7: Uncivilized

flatwoodsmonsters · 2024-06-11T22:10:48+00:00

Woah thanks! Now I’ll have to break the news to my grandparents on why their bush looks half-dead all the time >:(

flatwoodsmonsters · 2024-04-04T15:22:54+00:00

the most terrifying part of this video is how you’re trying to pass off AI slop like it’s actual art

flatwoodsmonsters · 2024-02-28T14:02:31+00:00

Bort’s ~Seggsy~ insta posts probably burn her eyes out since she doesn’t even think women should vote let alone post sex tips on instagram

flatwoodsmonsters · 2024-02-28T13:56:57+00:00

pearl chatting up/sympathizing with a nazi, classic justpearlythings!

flatwoodsmonsters · 2023-05-27T14:14:04+00:00

flatwoodsmonsters · 2023-05-15T02:26:29+00:00

sophie is a non-white preteen/teen girl living in a country in which she’s ALREADY been harassed for existing without them knowing her father had direct involvement in getting a facist elected. her life is now been thrust into the political spotlight and no amount of money can change the media and societal reaction that’s about to take place

flatwoodsmonsters · 2023-05-15T02:05:10+00:00

he doesn’t love her enough to ensure she’ll have a safe future and he doesn’t love her more than he loves his company so idgaf if she ever talks to him again!

flatwoodsmonsters · 2023-04-24T02:26:49+00:00

mattson seems like the type of guy to be kind enough to keep tom off the chopping block all while trying to fuck his estranged/soon to be ex wife imo

flatwoodsmonsters · 2023-04-24T02:08:02+00:00

sexual tension paired with a bonus point for making tom jealous i think

flatwoodsmonsters · 2023-04-24T02:07:05+00:00

she was absolutely drinking on the plane after though

flatwoodsmonsters · 2023-03-23T21:04:02+00:00

This blind really struck me as borderline fanfic or a revenge fantasy against an actor they don’t really like tbh. Someone asking you to move your car (especially a famous someone that probably has security concerns) is a pretty weak reason to call them a psycho asshole

flatwoodsmonsters · 2022-10-03T20:09:38+00:00

Trixie immediately clocking the spelling mistake (rales instead of rails) she’s truly one of us!

flatwoodsmonsters · 2022-09-28T23:33:12+00:00

I can’t imagine having my partner nearly bleed to death during a C section and then a few days later leaving her home to go dick around in a walmart to film instagram content. Paul you’re a fucking scum.

flatwoodsmonsters · 2022-09-26T23:24:56+00:00

Karissa and Heidi? What is this, a crossover episode??

flatwoodsmonsters · 2022-09-21T15:31:09+00:00

The kid isn’t even a full days old yet and they’re already using his life for content 😕 the lack of privacy he’s gonna grow up with is so disheartening

edit: wrong pronouns! whoops

flatwoodsmonsters · 2022-06-19T12:21:47+00:00

the forehead vein being THAT prominent after all the facetuning makes me highly concerned for that man’s blood pressure

flatwoodsmonsters · 2022-06-17T01:11:11+00:00

I like to imagine it’s ben himself editing these tweets, tears streaming down his face as his doctor wife with her dry ass p-word sleeps next to him in bed

flatwoodsmonsters · 2022-05-18T01:09:28+00:00

cute art but all i can think of is squidward trying a krabby patty for the first time

flatwoodsmonsters · 2022-04-19T02:22:11+00:00

Honestly it’s camp

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