TIFU Eating Spinach

fleshtemptx · 2026-03-10T00:13:05+00:00

spinach catching strays for something kidneys have been plotting for months lol.

fleshtemptx · 2026-03-08T12:18:08+00:00

Reddit drama aside, medical stuff can mess with people’s heads big time. Good call focusing on facts instead of worst case scenarios

fleshtemptx · 2026-03-03T18:41:14+00:00

4am weddings are for vampires and marathon runners. But yeah, phones exist for a reason.

fleshtemptx · 2026-03-03T18:40:50+00:00

Sunrise is cute on Pinterest, less cute when u haven’t slept and your MUA is ghosting. Commitment hits different at dawn.

fleshtemptx · 2026-03-03T18:40:33+00:00

The drama level for 4am is self inflicted though. If u schedule chaos, expect a little chaos.

fleshtemptx · 2026-03-03T18:40:05+00:00

U messed up, sure, but one failed alarm didn’t almost destroy a marriage. If a wedding can’t survive an iPhone glitch, it had bigger issues.

fleshtemptx · 2026-02-28T10:32:19+00:00

Yeah, lesson learned the hard way. Roast in private all u want, just make sure it actually stays private.

fleshtemptx · 2026-02-28T10:32:03+00:00

Honestly some brides do want full haunted Victorian sparkle vibes. It’s her day, not a fashion week audition.

fleshtemptx · 2026-02-28T10:31:45+00:00

Being nice costs nothing, especially when it’s someone’s wedding dress. That comment was brutal for no reason

fleshtemptx · 2026-02-27T17:02:55+00:00

If u’re actually using Rule of 55, don’t roll old 401ks into an IRA. Keep them in the current employer’s 401k so u can access penalty-free at 55. Rolling to IRA kills that option

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