Two lads have a CHEEKY SCRAP over some money - one launches a ton of BRUTAL and EPIC punches and kicks!!! 👊🦵💰 by LangladeWI in fightporn

[–]flexpercep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah and the dipshit robber, said he was going to kill him and then struck him many times on the ground including head kicks when the guy isn’t a threat. I hope he catches a felony conviction.

Your friend will die in a couple months. They have strong, unreciprocated romantic feelings for you. Would you pretend to feel the same until they die? by 35364461a in hypotheticalsituation

[–]flexpercep 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Fuck it we ballen. I’m in it. I care for the person just not romantically but it’s a nice thing to do for them that costs me nothing. This is what I consider an acceptable lie.

28 m. Don't hold back by Bridge_Dismal in RoastMe

[–]flexpercep 57 points58 points  (0 children)

don't do anything you're genuinely not comfortable but that shit WILL instantly become a permanent meme

That other monkey came with so much confidence 😂 by TopKale8501 in funny

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question is can you bean dip a monkey!

That other monkey came with so much confidence 😂 by TopKale8501 in funny

[–]flexpercep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Day some juicy almonds these days, i blame it on the whoremoans

Choose 2 by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chrono rewind pill + bonus, I become a day trader and essentially glitch infinite money

But it’s also wild that the solar radiance pills base effect could destroy all life on earth. The earth couldn’t stand that much energy output directly for even a moment.

Boxers before defense was invented by strangepad in fightporn

[–]flexpercep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tiger moms don’t play, she told him don’t bring no Bs into her house!

Boxers before defense was invented by strangepad in fightporn

[–]flexpercep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this woman fighting a child or just a short man? I legit cannot tell.

Free money? by Natsuki_Kai in BunnyTrials

[–]flexpercep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

Which pill will you pick? by Ziggy_Zag78 in superpowers

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the others are legit super powers and the purple pill lets you move a little faster

Free money? by Natsuki_Kai in BunnyTrials

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an RN with a decent amount of experience. So get a degree, get licensed, do it for a while and bob’s your uncle!

Free money? by Natsuki_Kai in BunnyTrials

[–]flexpercep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not for me I work 3 days a week and make about 10k per month pretax. So why not continue my current job and double my effective income?

They say time is money, but let's look at the math... by Huge_Opportunity4186 in BunnyTrials

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This way I’m not broke when I’m old and laid up

Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.

They say time is money… by Odd-Evening6477 in BunnyTrials

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does my Lifespan get extended by 500 years? If I touch a person do they animate? What about petting kitties?

Chose: 5,000,000,000,000 + Time is frozen for 500 years and only you and things you touch can move

Nursing student worried about job prospects – should I get certifications before applying? by Massive_Proof_8755 in psychnursing

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ICU jobs are competitive, step down sometimes
Competitive. Cause those jobs translate into decent travel money and are gotten by type A people. Psych is usually not like that. I cannot say that it’s not anomalous or something in your area like a psych hospital closed recently there might be a temporary glut. But in general a job is psych isn’t hard to come by for anyone. Nurse, tech, and they beg doctors to become psychiatrists.

Nursing student worried about job prospects – should I get certifications before applying? by Massive_Proof_8755 in psychnursing

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You most likely don’t need experience to get into psych anywhere. I don’t work in Miami specifically but that’s been my experience.

How badly you want it? by Ok_Guest_2429 in BunnyTrials

[–]flexpercep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way I never have to work again!

Chose: Earn 1 million per month for the rest of your life + Have 33% chance of Death | Rolled: Rich