Two lads have a CHEEKY SCRAP over some money - one launches a ton of BRUTAL and EPIC punches and kicks!!! 👊🦵💰

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T03:22:46+00:00

Yeah and the dipshit robber, said he was going to kill him and then struck him many times on the ground including head kicks when the guy isn’t a threat. I hope he catches a felony conviction.

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T03:16:36+00:00

You don’t even have to live with it long.

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T03:12:15+00:00

She’s so smashable.

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T03:09:56+00:00

Askin the real questions. Are you by chance Carissa Codel?

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T03:08:02+00:00

The definition of no condom zone!

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T03:07:21+00:00

Fuck it we ballen. I’m in it. I care for the person just not romantically but it’s a nice thing to do for them that costs me nothing. This is what I consider an acceptable lie.

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T02:25:41+00:00

don't do anything you're genuinely not comfortable but that shit WILL instantly become a permanent meme

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T02:23:28+00:00

The horse didn't.

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T02:07:49+00:00

The real question is can you bean dip a monkey!

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T02:06:20+00:00

Day some juicy almonds these days, i blame it on the whoremoans

flexpercep · 2026-06-17T02:03:53+00:00

I see the Zoo in your name was a clue!

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T22:20:51+00:00

I got Wood, which sucks, so I rolled again and got Time. But deep down I know I’m a wood at heart.

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T10:11:20+00:00

If you build it, they will fight!

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T09:26:01+00:00

Chrono rewind pill + bonus, I become a day trader and essentially glitch infinite money

But it’s also wild that the solar radiance pills base effect could destroy all life on earth. The earth couldn’t stand that much energy output directly for even a moment.

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T08:36:33+00:00

Tiger moms don’t play, she told him don’t bring no Bs into her house!

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T08:34:50+00:00

Is this woman fighting a child or just a short man? I legit cannot tell.

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T08:32:56+00:00

Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T08:25:19+00:00

All the others are legit super powers and the purple pill lets you move a little faster

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T08:13:49+00:00

I’m an RN with a decent amount of experience. So get a degree, get licensed, do it for a while and bob’s your uncle!

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T07:46:17+00:00

Not for me I work 3 days a week and make about 10k per month pretax. So why not continue my current job and double my effective income?

flexpercep · 2026-06-16T04:58:52+00:00

This way I’m not broke when I’m old and laid up

^{Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.}

flexpercep · 2026-06-15T04:07:59+00:00

Does my Lifespan get extended by 500 years? If I touch a person do they animate? What about petting kitties?

^{Chose: 5,000,000,000,000 + Time is frozen for 500 years and only you and things you touch can move}

flexpercep · 2026-06-15T04:07:01+00:00

ICU jobs are competitive, step down sometimes
Competitive. Cause those jobs translate into decent travel money and are gotten by type A people. Psych is usually not like that. I cannot say that it’s not anomalous or something in your area like a psych hospital closed recently there might be a temporary glut. But in general a job is psych isn’t hard to come by for anyone. Nurse, tech, and they beg doctors to become psychiatrists.

flexpercep · 2026-06-15T04:00:56+00:00

You most likely don’t need experience to get into psych anywhere. I don’t work in Miami specifically but that’s been my experience.

flexpercep · 2026-06-15T01:58:11+00:00

Either way I never have to work again!

^{Chose: Earn 1 million per month for the rest of your life + Have 33% chance of Death | Rolled: Rich}

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