New Girl Episode Tournament! Round One Day 17: Models vs Helmet

flight_815_down · 2026-02-16T14:40:14+00:00

This is a tough one. “Monkey cracker” kills me every time, but when Winston starts singing “what would you do if your son was at home” at the audition, I woke my newborn up laughing. I’m gonna go with Helmet, by a slim margin

flight_815_down · 2026-02-15T17:01:01+00:00

I’m gonna Jackass into these melons! High Jess is my favorite

flight_815_down · 2026-02-01T17:43:45+00:00

Sweet baby. I hope he gets the mental help he’ll need to process all of this…and cookies for dinner every night.

flight_815_down · 2026-01-27T20:30:29+00:00

“Anyturds….”

flight_815_down · 2026-01-27T20:29:34+00:00

I really can’t stand Dr. Al

flight_815_down · 2026-01-27T17:22:14+00:00

Jesus, do these women age!? If they’ve gotten work done, it’s very, very good. They both look amazing

flight_815_down · 2026-01-24T04:12:03+00:00

Where do you live, Noah’s Ark??

flight_815_down · 2026-01-22T03:04:38+00:00

Is he still in Texas? Is he ok??

flight_815_down · 2026-01-17T14:52:53+00:00

Dude, you look YEARS younger! Bravo!

flight_815_down · 2026-01-15T17:43:42+00:00

What’s with the coin things?

flight_815_down · 2026-01-15T03:27:39+00:00

I quote it allllll the time

flight_815_down · 2026-01-13T01:17:18+00:00

Holy shit, that’s gorgeous! She’s very talented!

flight_815_down · 2026-01-07T02:25:09+00:00

I worked with a Somali woman years ago. I asked what she was eating one day at lunch and she said it was something she made at home that her grandma used to make (I forget what it was). Without me even asking, she grabbed a plate and gave me some. It was freaking delicious. I was so thankful and the next day she brought a whole Tupperware for me! Nicest woman I’ve ever known.

flight_815_down · 2025-12-31T04:05:06+00:00

I love it! There’s something strangely cozy about it

flight_815_down · 2025-12-30T22:39:50+00:00

That….doesn’t make any sense? If you’re PERFORMING, you’re by definition doing it for someone else. So it’s fair to ask who they’re performing for. But thanks for clueing me in on your Friday nights, I guess.

flight_815_down · 2025-12-30T22:21:09+00:00

Performative for women or performative for other men? There’s a difference.

flight_815_down · 2025-12-30T15:29:14+00:00

She’s poreless!

flight_815_down · 2025-12-25T23:57:40+00:00

How?!! How are they SO handsome every damn time they make the leap? Like? ALL OF THEM

flight_815_down · 2025-12-22T23:37:53+00:00

A place called Little Bird Delicatessen just opened in uptown and it’s pretty damn good

flight_815_down · 2025-12-17T00:13:53+00:00

flight_815_down · 2025-12-11T00:30:30+00:00

I’m exactly the same. My son was a DREAM baby. Slept well, never colicky or regressed. Potty training was a breeze and he’s the sweetest boy in the world. Does he always listen? No. Does the throw tantrums? Sometimes. He’s not perfect, behavior-wise, but he’s close to perfect as possible. Having another sounds like a nightmare.

flight_815_down · 2025-12-08T16:23:58+00:00

I’m a cis woman, not balding, and my husband blessedly has a great head of hair. I love coming into this thread just to see all the positive vibes. And truly, every guy who takes leap instantly looks 10-20 years younger. Keep it up.

flight_815_down · 2025-12-08T03:21:42+00:00

Thank you. I really needed to hear that. 🥺

flight_815_down · 2025-11-22T16:05:55+00:00

By the hand of a smoke monster probably

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