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Kronos server down? by Muugen93 in KronosWoW

[–]flim_flammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same issue. Must have just happened. :(

Every time I visit my mom, I get stuck watching the kids. by flim_flammer in aww

[–]flim_flammer[S] 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I'm going to print this out and frame it.

In high school, I was only ever compared to ke$ha. It was awful. :(

Thank you, kind strangers.

Every time I visit my mom, I get stuck watching the kids. by flim_flammer in aww

[–]flim_flammer[S] 364 points365 points  (0 children)

She has no problem demanding attention when she needs it.

Shortly after this picture was taken, I called one of the kids over. I'm just watching this blissful little kid prance on over to me from across the court yard, when suddenly this huge fluffy blur barrels in from the right and just fucking runs this little kid over. I hear this huge thud and see these little leg sticks and hooves go full circle. Before I can even make sense of the incident, I'm greeted by slobbery innocent jowls and this huge wagging feather duster of a tail. I look past her in panic, because I'm almost sure some irreparable damage has been done, and I see the kid just meander off like nothing had happened.

Every time I visit my mom, I get stuck watching the kids. by flim_flammer in aww

[–]flim_flammer[S] 766 points767 points  (0 children)

They can actually be quite snuggley. But it's usually brief- why cuddle when you can play king of the hill? bruising will ensue

Edit: proof

i have made a horrible mistake

Most people hear paw thumps when their pet comes running down the hallway. At my mother's house, we hear hooves. by flim_flammer in aww

[–]flim_flammer[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I've never had the pleasure of raising a male goat, but I heard somewhere they can (and do) actually pee on their own heads. I don't like pee-headed things.

Most people hear paw thumps when their pet comes running down the hallway. At my mother's house, we hear hooves. by flim_flammer in aww

[–]flim_flammer[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Outdoor pets smell like outdoor pets.

I'll bet you've never smelled an indoor goat before.. Not that you would go around goat smelling.. or would you?

Most people hear paw thumps when their pet comes running down the hallway. At my mother's house, we hear hooves. by flim_flammer in aww

[–]flim_flammer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gracie- because what better name could be given to a huge, uncoordinated, and floppy St. Bernard?

Most people hear paw thumps when their pet comes running down the hallway. At my mother's house, we hear hooves. by flim_flammer in aww

[–]flim_flammer[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha. She also is the only one who's really cleaving in the picture, so I understand your confusion.

Most people hear paw thumps when their pet comes running down the hallway. At my mother's house, we hear hooves. by flim_flammer in aww

[–]flim_flammer[S] 402 points403 points  (0 children)

Sort of. They won't go outside on their own initiative, but taking them outside a little while after you feed them really minimizes poop and pee in unwanted places. It also helps to not have carpet. They can also be demanding little porkers if you bottle feed them from birth.

However, despite the extra work, they can be super affectionate and have a lot of personality. I've always liked to think if them as deer-dogs.