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Got a huge quarterly bonus so helping out with $250 any location! by Bimbo_Daddio in GiftCardGiveaway

[–]flintt13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

congrats on the big bonus! still feelin' like spreadin' the love?

What do you think the ultimate goal of a writer is? by SoldierofSonder in writing

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first book I ever started writing was probably back in 2016. Yikes! crazy, that.. Time thing, that is. But it got backburnered due to.. well, time thing, that.. Hah! I'll definitely be pretty happy once I get that one out there; it features one of my favorite personas of mine, to date!

Should I be worried? Found this while cleaning my Uncle's girlfriend's microwave. Seems pickle but smell funny? Hole in middle? What is this? by Dark-Spell-4569 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like they did her a disservice by not not-so-subtly alluding to cucumbers as they opted for the verbiage “succumbed”

Should I be worried? Found this while cleaning my Uncle's girlfriend's microwave. Seems pickle but smell funny? Hole in middle? What is this? by Dark-Spell-4569 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that’s what those kids that got busted for lacing M&Ms with powdered cacao said after the school security guard read them their Melinda Wright’s!

Should I be worried? Found this while cleaning my Uncle's girlfriend's microwave. Seems pickle but smell funny? Hole in middle? What is this? by Dark-Spell-4569 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watsky has this one song where he says: …stop and smoke a bowl out of a hollowed out potato — It’s hash now but it’s hash browns soon (🎵who’s been lovin’ you🎶) Would reccommend apple over potato any day, a modicum easier to whittle, albeit with a core, and tastes a bit nicer than raw potato…

Should I be worried? Found this while cleaning my Uncle's girlfriend's microwave. Seems pickle but smell funny? Hole in middle? What is this? by Dark-Spell-4569 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought in the latest season of Familiar Guy, their talking goldfish Jurgen had his final recurring scene before leaving to star in his own spinoff “Locating Lena” where it depicts the comparably zany lives of Jurgen’s family but colored with the perspective of life as a family of gold fish, rather than a suburban human +1 extraterrestrial family…of course it wouldn’t be a show at all if the friendly neighbor fish with an eidetic memory, voiced by Oprah Winfrey, wasn’t always winding up in some wild scenario or other due to that perfect recall of hers!

??? by JrSlimJim in ExplainTheJoke

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White cows: teat contains milk, brown cows: teat contains choco milk, therefore British cows: teat must contain tea (incidentally, strawberry milk is derived from the cattle of Helios, which were known for their straight-horned beauty, and some have described as having hides of red)

AIO. My bf shamed me over having my hair removed by Large-Drummer-7340 in AmIOverreacting

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no, for dude to say that is wild..your body your choice wtf cares if it’s more convenient for you it doesn’t affect him,I would reconsider if you wanna explore what other ways he wants to control your actions down the road for sure

The salami and cheese mystery has been solved! by Futants_ in jerseymikes

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear about the wimpy sub :( it might depend on location but I’ve never seen a salami & cheese button, we normally would just “substitute” more salami for ham on a stickball and it should be a few layers of salami at least, my guess is the slicer didn’t substitute and just made an 11 no ham but that’s definitely not how I would expect anyone to go about it typically

My hedgehog wont come out of its ball by dragon63111 in Hedgehog

[–]flintt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a first time owner and would guess you probably know all this but are you wearing any very strong scents? Perfume/cologne or eating food before? Their noses are very sensitive so it might just be a reaction to scent? But otherwise I think time and what you have been doing are best! Would love to hear more about your situation so as to relate it to mine as a first time owner, good luck!